Hi everyone. Okay, so let me give you a little summary of what has happened to me recently.
I got a letter in the mail from Revenu Quebec saying I OWE THEM 133 BUCKS. BECAUSE OF OVERPAYMENT. Okay. So, I call them and they say the guy who did my taxes put me as a tenant, so they were giving me more money than they were supposed to. So now, I have to give back all that money. And guess what? He calculated it again and told me I actually owe 400 bucks, not 133.
So I was like wow, so if I hadn't called you, you guys wouldn't have noticed and I would have just payed the 133?
And he was like no, we would have noticed eventually and it is always good to be honest with the government. Or he said some other bullshit fuckery like that. I was so angry, I don't even remember what he said because it sounded like farts.
I am still very angry. I tried to call my tax guy and his wife answered like he's outside right now, can I take a message?
I tried reallly hard to be polite. Like really, really hard. Anyways. I was pissed. I am pissed. I want to kill my tax guy.
Oh, let us just think for a fucking minute here. Where do I find 400 bucks? Do I shit it out? Do I vomit it up? Should I sell crack cocaine? Like?!!!??!!?!!!??!?!?
Ugh. I'm so done.