If you are a female, and you like to have sex with females, that is okay!
If you are a male and you like to have sex with males, that is okay!
If you are a female and you like to have sex with males that is not okay! I'm just kidding. OF COURSE THAT IS OKAY!
If you are a male and like to have sex with females, that is okay!
Now here we go, okay:
If you are a female, and you like to have sex WITH YOURSELF. That is also okay, and that is also very fabulous and yay you because just... yay you. And, if you are a male and you like to have sex with yourself, that is also just too fabulous for words.
Okay? Why is masturbation so bad? Why is it this awkward thing that people feel like they must skirt around? I have to admit, if my parents were to read this post, I would shoot myself in the face, but hey! It's all good, because they won't.
No, but really, I personally see nothing wrong with it. If you do, please enlighten me, oh wise one. I wish to learn from your higher knowledge. Because I don't understand. There are just so many health benefits to masturbation. It is actually quite normal. It is normal for people to go through puberty and to be interested in their bodies. To wonder Okay, so how does this work? What happens when I do this? What would this feel like? Do I like this or that? There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Obviously, when it controls your life, it is an issue. When you are planning events with your friends and family AROUND masturbating. But, if you have nothing planned all day and you want to masturbate, what in the world is wrong with that? WHO can tell you that you can't touch YOUR OWN body? You do it in the shower, anyway! I mean, HELLO.
And, this whole thing about girls don't do it? Yeah. Do you live under a rock? Girls totally do it! They just don't talk about it as it's not ladylike, or whatever.
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PEACE OUT, PEEPS!
PS: I understand that religiously it is a sin, however I am not religious, so I am ranting about this anyway. If you are offended by this rant I am sorry. Please press X at the top right of this window. Thank you. :)