So, here's another Wait, What? moment. For those of you who are new followers (i.e. not followers since like May or so) then you have no idea what Wait, What? moments are.
Basically, they are moments when I think or say Wait, What?
So, today in homeroom, Sebastian gave me my Wait, What? moment. Again, for those of you who have no idea who Seb is, he's a friend.
So, he decided to squish his humongous self beside me on the bench. Because he is like a dinosaur on steroids. And I had to have like one buttock(haha buttock) like halfway off the seat.
ANYWAYS, I was reading a novel like I always do in homeroom and he was like, "Jodie-Ann, you're always reading. How much books have you read?"
Me: "I dunno... like a thousand?" When really, I have just realized that I've probably read over five thousand books in all my life.
Him: "Oh shiiiiiiiiit. I've only read, like, two books. Not counting the books we have to read in class."
Me: "But, reading is fun!"
Him: "Yeah, so is wacking off."
I laughed so hard I nearly peed. I swear. I laughed and laughed till the bell rang.
PS: Wacking off is an equivalent term to masturbating.
PPS: Didn't I sound so smart right then?!