Today I had to get my bus pass picture and school ID picture taken. So, of course I went all sexified with my makeup and bling bling you know what I'm sayin' sisters from other misters and brothers from other motherrrsss?
Kidding. Totally kidding, bro.
I didn't wear makeup as usual. I never wear makeup. EVER.
Anyways, I was in line for more than an hour. So, I missed recess and was very annoyed about that. I mean, WHY did those geniuses call us down when they haven't even finished with the kids they called down before us?! Because we were called down in sets. Does that make sense?
They weren't nearly finished with the kids in front of us.
Anyways, I went to the park today. My fantabulous friend Alisha brought ELEVEN SOMETHING. Bro, do you KNOW how much that is at the dep near my house?!
That's like bringing eighty bucks to WalMart.
I swear. I ate SO MUCH JUNK FOOD.
Then, I couldn't eat dinner, stupid me. So, I told my step-mom I wasn't that hungry because I ate my lunch later than I usually do. Because I eat my lunch at recess so that at lunch I can chill with friends. Blah blah.
ANYWAYS. I had one Ah Caramel!, one chocolate milk 244 mL or something close to that, TWO vanilla Oreo Cakesters and TWO bags of chips.
Ah yeah. True bawwss I am.
How am I so skinny? Fast metabolism maybe?
PS: See how awesome I am when I say bro?
PPS: It's not awesome. It's called STUPIDITY. For my amusement, to be honest. XD