Or, you can just let me keep them here because you love me. :)
WARNING: I rant here. If some of it is offensive to you, PLEASE simply unfollow me. Thank you.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I'm getting old / Wait, What? Number seven.

My sixteenth birthday is tomorrow. :O
This should be a no way fact of the week (har har)
Hmmm... I just wrote up the invites. Earlier today, I bought super sexy silver heels. ;) My feet look quite sexy in them, I must say. Yes, bask in my sexiness.
(I like the word sexy.)
I got my hair done on Sunday. It looks quite nice. :D
I'm still addicted to Tumblr. It is the bane of my existence.
Jasmine texted me earlier to say "Vag pie". Nothing else. No 'hi'. No 'how are you'. Just 'Vag pie'. What exactly that is, I do not know.
And Sebastian is such a weirdo. In math class, her turned around to look at me and winked. He said, "I'm digging your hair."
(Digging in case you don't know is a synonym for 'like')
Me: Thanks.
Him: *whispers* I love you.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Him: *licking lips trying to be sexy* I love you, Jodie. Hey. After class. Me. You. *licks lips again*
Me: *rolls eyes again, making 'Turn around' motion with index finger*
Him: *laughs and turns around*
He's special.
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Monday, September 26, 2011

Award! Yay!

I got an award from Mahnoor! :D
I got the One Lovely Blog award from her! Seeing as I recently blogged about receiving this award, I won't blog about it again. But, I just wanted to say thank you VERY much :)

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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Spazzypants' Sweet Sixteen!

Pics from Jasmine's sweet sixteen! I was yesterday. We went to a super bawwss Chinese restaurant.
The food was orgasmic. So, great choice, Jazzy!

Jasmine's on the right up front. She's not even looking at the camera. -.- I'm in the blue tank and glasses

Yay! Her cake was a giant cupcake! Red velvet mmm :3


Jazzy and Felicia.

Pictures are courtesy of my friend Sophie!! <3
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PS: What I wore:

Messed up editing? PEDO FACE!


Thursday, September 22, 2011

NO WAY fact of the week!

It used to be legal to send kids in the mail.

How crazy is that?! It's like I have a kid some day, she/he pisses me off. I'm like "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M SICK OF YOUR ANNOYING SELF. I AM MAILING YOU TO AUSTRALIA."
I couldn't really think of anywhere farther from me than Australia. xD Too lazy to think about geography right now. :)
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Ummmm... me gusta?

I have been on Tumblr way too much.
Anyways, I want a Whopper from Burger King. But, I'm too lazy to get one.
For my dance show with my school, we're doing our dance to Run The World by Beyoncé.
I thought it was weird at first because I absolutely HATE that song. But, the dance this girl A made is amazing. And it goes with the song. It's like military-ish... It's incredible and so sexy :D
It's really hard though.
We do this thing called Waacking.

It's so cool but took me about, oh, fifty million years to get it right. Especially since it's SUPER fast to Run The World.
...I'm going on Tumblr >:D
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PS: Sorry, I know this post sucks. I need to get my blogging mojo back.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Sorry, guys I've been MIA for a while... I'm feeling so low. -.-' And I'm stressing a lot...
I'm going into AP Psychology so in university, I don't have to take the Intro course if I pass the exam in May. That's not what's stressing me out though.
It's lots of other stuff that I won't talk about here because people from my school read this blog.
Anyways, on a good note, I am SOO going to pass math this year. I'm in regular math and last year I was in advanced. So basically, right now we're doing review. What I learned last year in a day, I am now learning in the span of a week. So, it's all suuuuuper easy for me.
I got 100% on a quiz and a really pretty sticker :D It was a purple fishy! :3
My math teacher, Ms. J. is really chatty. She was asking like how school is, how life is, blah blah. And I just kept saying "It's good." Over and over. I'm not going to have a conversation about how my life is, so I just stick to saying it's good. When it's not.
Anyways, peace! xx
I'll try to post something proper tomorrow. <3
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Monday, September 19, 2011

Happy birthday, Jasmine!

I just ate a cookie :D
It was quite delicious, hehe. ;3
So, yesterday was Jasmine's birthday! YAY JASMINE. Happy birthday, Jazzy Spazzy Wazzy! I wuv youuuu <3
You are now sixteen years old! Boy, you are getting old... :O Next year, you'll need a cane and fake teeth!
Anyways, yay you! I love you, one day I shall eat your arms and legs :D
(Be afraid)
And um yeah. This birthday post has been weird enough. Just know that I love you very much and you are extremely special. :D
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PS: I know that you secretly love Craig Mabbitt.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

New musical obsessions!

The kind of song I hate to love. I only really like it because of their accents :3

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Due to popular demand, here's the post that pissed me off:

It's here.
It annoyed me NOT because of her opinion. If she's anti-gay, that's her opinion, that's fine. I can't expect everyone to be okay with it.
BUT, her points were INVALID and pissed me off soo much I wanted to punch the screen at some points. They are just bad points. Here's one of them:

Like my friend said, if gay marriages become the norm, before you know it, humans would start campaigning for marriages between people and their pet dogs! ..uh uh shanaynay, dont be looking at me like i'm being extreme, we all know that as the years go by, humans get crazier and crazier :|

WHAT IS THAT?! I have seriously lost all respect for her. I unfollowed her blog.
Also, gay rights SHOULD NEVER BE BLOGGED ABOUT. I think there should be a list of things to never blog about. Gay rights is right at the top. That is a HORRIBLE topic to blog about! Why would you blog about gay rights?! It's like blogging about abortion! YOU JUST DON'T DO IT.
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Friday, September 16, 2011

Feels so good.

I just unfollowed someone and it feels SOOOOO GOOD. I unfollowed the person because a post that was posted really irritated me.
I thought "OH HELL NAW!"
And pressed unfollow.
I have no interest in following blogs that will only annoy me.
Blogging is supposed to be fun. And it's no fun if you're reading a post and wanting to throttle someone. XD
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Wait, What? Number... six?

So, here's another Wait, What? moment. For those of you who are new followers (i.e. not followers since like May or so) then you have no idea what Wait, What? moments are.
Basically, they are moments when I think or say Wait, What?
So, today in homeroom, Sebastian gave me my Wait, What? moment. Again, for those of you who have no idea who Seb is, he's a friend.
So, he decided to squish his humongous self beside me on the bench. Because he is like a dinosaur on steroids. And I had to have like one buttock(haha buttock) like halfway off the seat.
ANYWAYS, I was reading a novel like I always do in homeroom and he was like, "Jodie-Ann, you're always reading. How much books have you read?"
Me: "I dunno... like a thousand?" When really, I have just realized that I've probably read over five thousand books in all my life.
Him: "Oh shiiiiiiiiit. I've only read, like, two books. Not counting the books we have to read in class."
I LOLed.
Me: "But, reading is fun!"
Him: "Yeah, so is wacking off."
I laughed so hard I nearly peed. I swear. I laughed and laughed till the bell rang.
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PS: Wacking off is an equivalent term to masturbating.
PPS: Didn't I sound so smart right then?!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Happens every time.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I have Psychology class, my mind is blown. We always learn these amazing things that, like, amaze the poo out of me.
No joke.
Seriously. I was amazed.
SO. My gym teacher is insane. He makes us do these intense stuff only he can do. We all just sit there and stare at him doing these crazy stuff. It's SOO FUNNY.
I have gym tomorrow and I am NOT looking forward to it. I never do anyway. XD
Sorry for the crummy post. I can't think of anything. ;(
Writer's block for the lose.
I just added someone on Facebook so I can look at their pictures. LOLOLOL.
Please accept me XD The person goes to my school, but we don't really know each other...
Please accept me.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011


I just had to make a new blog for my Entrepreneurship class. Please, do not look at it XD And don't bother following. XD
Well, you can follow if you really want to. LOL.
Kay love you peeps.
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Monday, September 12, 2011


You may add me on Facebook. Just send me a message attached with the add stating your name and your link if you're a new follower and I therefore don't have your link memorized. <3
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Yesterday I was horridly busy and did not have time to blog. SO, this is pretty much a belated 10 year anniversary post of  9/11.
May those wonderful souls rest in peace. <3
None of you guys deserved to die. NONE.
There's a documentary on TLC about 9/11. I suggest everyone watch it. It's great and really educated me on everything that had happened. It was also really sad... Especially when the survivors or relatives of victims speak. Some of them began to cry on the spot.
That broke my heart.
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Oh yeah. BAWWSS.

Today I had to get my bus pass picture and school ID picture taken. So, of course I went all sexified with my makeup and bling bling you know what I'm sayin' sisters from other misters and brothers from other motherrrsss?
Kidding. Totally kidding, bro.
I didn't wear makeup as usual. I never wear makeup. EVER.
Anyways, I was in line for more than an hour. So, I missed recess and was very annoyed about that. I mean, WHY did those geniuses call us down when they haven't even finished with the kids they called down before us?! Because we were called down in sets. Does that make sense?
They weren't nearly finished with the kids in front of us.
Anyways, I went to the park today. My fantabulous friend Alisha brought ELEVEN SOMETHING. Bro, do you KNOW how much that is at the dep near my house?!
That's like bringing eighty bucks to WalMart.
I swear. I ate SO MUCH JUNK FOOD.
Then, I couldn't eat dinner, stupid me. So, I told my step-mom I wasn't that hungry because I ate my lunch later than I usually do. Because I eat my lunch at recess so that at lunch I can chill with friends. Blah blah.
ANYWAYS. I had one Ah Caramel!, one chocolate milk 244 mL or something close to that, TWO vanilla Oreo Cakesters and TWO bags of chips.
Ah yeah. True bawwss I am.
How am I so skinny? Fast metabolism maybe?
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PS: See how awesome I am when I say bro?
PPS: It's not awesome. It's called STUPIDITY. For my amusement, to be honest. XD

Saturday, September 10, 2011

How to make a signature for your posts.

Want to know how to make a signature for Blogger? Thank you, Tiffany for asking!
Well, here's the easiest way. See, there are other ways, but they're complicated and take a really long time. If you just want something simple, this is the way to do it.
If you want something you made all on your own with photo editing softwares, well, look it up on Google. XD I'm too lazy to make a tutorial for that, LOL.
Step 1: Go to My Live Signature
Step 2: Scroll down a little to "Don't want to register? PROCEED" Click proceed.
Step 3: Choose an option. To make the siggy I have now, I clicked on Draw a signature straight to the screen. But, you can choose whatever you want of course. I'd suggest clicking Using the signature creation wizard. They have some pretty cool fonts.
Step 4: Type in the message, choose a font, then a size, then a color, a slope.
Step 5: The signature is finished. Scroll down. Click on "Want to use this signature?"
Step 6: Click on generate HTML code.
Step 7: Click on generate a code for handwritten signature.
Step 8: Copy the code given.
Step 9: Go to Blogger dashboard. Then Settings. Click on the Formatting tab. Scroll down to Post Template. Paste HTML code there.
Save! Now it'll be there every time you post.

If you drew the code onto the screen and SAVED A FILE, make a Photobucket account, upload the file to Photobucket. Then, go to the album the picture is in. Click the Direct Link. It will automatically be copied.

<p><image class="centered"alt="post signature" src="ADD LINK HERE"/></p>

Put that code in Blogger Dashboard---> Settings--> Formatting-->
Where it says Post Template.
Save and you're done!
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Blog Award :D

I got this awesome award from Sunshine! Thank you SO MUCH! <3
I'm passing it on to four lovely blogs:

Now, I have to share seven facts about me:
1. I wear glasses even when I don't really need them. I'm not supposed to, but TOO BAD.
2. I watch The L Word WAYYY too often.
3. I like anything LGBT just because their problems are so complicated.
4. I remember the day I first got my period: June 21st. I dunno why I remember it. But I do.
5. I'm hungry. (I can't think of anything.)
6. I wish I knew how to dance pointe.
7. I go on Facebook to check my notifications and my messages and then I come off it. Facebook is boring now. -.-'

BYEEE! :D <3
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PS: This is now added to my award page! :D

Why, I aughta...

Why isn't my siggy showing? FIX YOURSELF!
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Roomates BEFORE marriage?

So, I think that people who are dating, i.e. Robert Pattinson and I, should live together in one house BEFORE getting married.
Well, I'll tell you why, dear reader. See, let's say Robert likes to leave dirty socks around the house. Let's see what happens when...
We live together before marriage:
"Robby dearest, what is this?" I say while holding up a dirty sock of his.
"Why, Jodie my love, that is my dirty sock," he says, with love in his eyes.
"Oh no!" I exclaim. "Please, Robby Bobby, do not leave your dirty socks around the house. It is... unsanitary."
"Okay, my lovely. I will never do it again."
Then, we get married and everything is rosy.

Now, if we got married before moving in together, this is what would happen:
"Robert, you fat beeep, what the beeeep is this beeep?" I yell, holding up his dirty sock.
"Jodie-Ann, you dumb beeep, what the beeep does it beeeeping look like?" he yells back.
He shrugs and later on we divorce. No happily ever after.
See why rommating is better?
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PS: Yesterday at school, my friend M was like "Bye, Jodie-Ann."
So I was like "Bye, M."
Then, he high-fived me and was like "F*** YEAH!"
So, I was like "YEAH!"
I was amused. c:

Thursday, September 8, 2011

57. F-bombs all over the place.

Remember double click to enlarge

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56. Hot teacher? COMING!

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55. A very, very BIG mistake.

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Speak up, bro.

There's this guy at my school named V. Anyways, V is quite an amusing fellow. I sit next to him in Contemporary World and he kept talking to me.
I did not want to be spoken to, to be honest. But, I tried to be polite and talk back to him. Maybe he's lonely. Maybe he just wants a friend. Someone to talk to. Someone to hold his hand through the tough times...
'Kay I'll stop.
So anyways, today, my French teacher Ms. S. was like "Anyone know how to work computers? I'm not very good..."
Someone at the back of the class was like "V can!"
Then, in English, Ms. E. was asking us if we are polite to our parents at home and someone shouted "V is!"
So, you get the point. V does EVERYTHING.
Not really. V usually just sits there with his eyes darting from side to side and a weak smile on his face.
Like this:

I don't really know how he feels about people doing that to him because he doesn't say anything...
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I'm at school right now. Blogging like a bawwss.
Not really.
I know, I know, my blog looks really boring right now. But, no worries. I'll fix it, hehe. :)
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Why you be hatin', brah?

I would really like to know why people hate certain... stuff so much.
Okay, like Twilight. Why does everyone hate it so much? It's not THAT bad, really. When it first came out, it was really cool. Then, it got really popular with the movies and now everyone hates it. WHY? I know you think vampires don't sparkle but maybe that's what Stephanie Meyers thinks. And also there is no way that Edward can even have sex with Bella anyway because he has NO BLOOD IN HIS BODY. Henceforth, it is impossible for him to have an erection so... where does the sex come in?
Anyways, it's not that bad. To me.

Um... Justin Bieber. Why does everyone hate him so much?! He is REALLY not that bad. I am not a fan so don't sit there and be all like "Oh Jodie-Ann's a Belieber." Because no I'm not, poopiehead. I am NOT a Belieber, okay? I am NOT.
He is good looking to me, I must admit. But I don't listen to his songs often and I'm not like, in love with him. I do not want to jump his bones, okay? He's not British so he's off my list of males to have their bones jumped by me.
Kidding. Totally kidding.
*looks away and whistles*
So, I can't think of anything else people despise. But those two. Why do you hate 'em?
Do tell, bros. Do tell.
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PS: *Whispers* British boys, call me ;)


Brokeback Mountain <3
One of my favourite movies. If you haven't watched it yet, watch it :D
I mean, seriously. Two hot guys making out. How awesome is that?! XD
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Monday, September 5, 2011

5 Things I Hate About Hotels by Abby Noel.

Abby Noel, the awesome author of this post :D

I always kinda hated hotels (except for a few really nice ones). A recent stay at a hotel has strengthened that hatred and inspired me to write this post. So without further ado, I give you the 5 things I hate about hotels.

#1-The Showers. They never give you enough shampoo and conditioner, and the water pressure is always terrible.

#2-The Towels. They always put them so high up, that if anyone was really short and could only manage to grab the one on the bottom, well, this would happen.

In case you can't tell from my beautiful art, that is a person buried in a pile of towels
#3-The Pool. They advertise having a heated pool, but then the pool turns out to be freezing cold and the size of a bathtub.

#4-The Breakfasts. Occasionally the breakfasts are actually good, but most of the time they have almost nothing. You'd get more selection diving in the dumpster behind the hotel.

#5-The Neighbors. You never have any idea what your neighbors might be up to.

Abby Noel 

*So that was an AWESOME guest post by Abby Noel! Check out her blog for more super fabulous posts xD) Anyone else who wants to guest post, PLEASE! Check out my guest posters page!*
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