Or, you can just let me keep them here because you love me. :)
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Saturday, April 30, 2011

30. Stay off the grass!

If you don't get it, it's basically saying that you have to keep off the grass. BUT, grass could mean grass as in the green stuff growing out of the ground, OR weed. Because it's a rehabilitation center.

Don't judge.

So, today, a woman got on the bus wearing a hijab and a veil thing over her face. The veil covered her nose and mouth. The only part of her face visible were her eyes. So, she looked like this:
Anyways, when she came on the bus, everyone was staring at her. I smiled at her daughter who looked to be about, like.... *thinks* five? SHE WAS SO CUTE! Then, I was gaping at her son like a fish because he WAS SO HOT.
Seriously. And he looked like he was thirteen or something. BUT HE WAS SO SO SO SO HOT! Two years younger than be but still: HE WAS SO HOT.
He was a sex god.
Yeah, so. He was delicious-looking. Anyways, people were staring at the women, but mostly curiously. Not like "SHE'S A TALIBAN!" Which is a look I have seen the Muslim women get. It disturbs me how horrible people are. Just because she is wearing a hijab and a veil-thing, it does not mean that she's a taliban.
It simply means that she believes highly in her faith. And the whole point of the hijab and veil-thing is to cover herself up so that only her husband is allowed to see her without it. It's like... preserving her for her husband or something. I think it's cool. Honestly, I'd never wear it, but I don't see what's wrong if other people do.
Instead of thinking of those women as evil people, think of them as women who believe in tradition and wish to keep themselves for their husbands alone. Which is kind of sweet, actually.

Friday, April 29, 2011

"...Because you were born perfect and I was born like this..."

I just finished watching I Am Sam. I cried. I cried and I cried and I cried. No, I SOBBED. I had to take off my glasses at one point, pause the movie and sob.
No joke.
It's about a man named Sam who has the mental capabilities of a seven year old. He has a daughter who IS seven and authorities want to take her away from him because they fear that he will not be able to take care of her. But he CAN.
He loves her! Why can't those stupid, rotten people understand that love is what's important. Screw the fact that he's basically seven years old. Think about the fact that he loves her so much that he would do anything for her.
I Am Sam is such an inspiring movie. It is one of the best movies I have ever watched. NEVER have I cried this often during a movie. In the first scene my eyes watered.
It just made me so sad to see that man love his daughter so much and just not get anywhere. No matter what he did. Because of his disability. All he wants in life is to get a good apartment and a good job and to be able to take care of his daughter and he cant DO that! The court's trying to take away the one thing he really values in life: his daughter.

Here are two quotes that made me sob like a madwoman:

(It doesn't matter who Rita is. It's the conversation they have that I want to share)

Sam: Yeah, but I tried, I tried hard. 
Rita: Try harder! 
Sam: Yeah, but you don't know, you don't know! 
Rita: I don't know WHAT? 
Sam: Yeah, you don't know what is like when you try, and you try, and you try, and you try, and you don't ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you're perfect! 
Rita: Oh, is that right? 
Sam: People like you don't know... 
Rita: People like me? 
Sam: People like you don't know what is like to get hurted. Because you don't have feelings. People like you don't feel anything! 

And... (Lucy is Sam's daughter)
Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident? 
Sam: Ok, what do you mean? 
Lucy: I mean you're different. 
Sam: But what do you mean? 
Lucy: You're not like other daddies. 
Sam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. [The fact that he's apologizing made me so sad. It isn't his fault. But, since he has the mind of a child, he thinks it is. Children believe that if anything bad happens it is a punishment because they did something wrong.]
Lucy: It's ok, daddy. It's ok. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park. [This made me cry even harder]
Sam: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, we are lucky. Aren't we lucky? Yeah! 

WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. It's amazing.

How did this happen?

How did I get over 9, 000 views in a month?
This is incredible.
This is INSANE.
This is... this is... mind-imploding stuff.
Holy mother of Pearl.
This calls for... French fries!



The Royal Wedding made all the teachers at my school super insane excited(and frankly, I don't see why. It's just a wedding. I don't even plan on watching it).
The female teachers wore dressy hats with veils in the front and fancy dresses and heels. I'm not sure what the male teachers wore because I didn't see any of them. I didn't have any male teachers today. So...
My science and math teacher Ms. J. wore a black dress, black heels, white pearls around her neck and a fancy white hat with a white veil and the top of it was blue. I thought it was a pretty awesome hat. It brought color to her outfit. :)
My English teacher, Ms. A wore a blue frilly dress and a small white and blue hat with a veil.
One of the secretaries of my school wore a grey dress that was gathered in random places and jewel things all over it. the way I describe it, it sounds ugly. But, it's not. It's really really pretty :D A little too pretty for school, actually. It looked like a dress she would wear to some place fancy. Not a high school where all the students were staring at her like she was insane. Just to humor her, some dude in my homeroom said to her, "Hey, miss! Ow ow owwwww!" He was like howling or something. Then, she walked by waving her hand like a princess(you know just twisting your hand back and forth and not really moving it).
I barely resisted the urge to smack my forehead.

Anyways, the woman's dress was like the girl on the book Splendor. (BTW, I read all three of those books, THEY'RE AMAZING! YOU MUST READ THEM! Splendor is part of a series called The Luxe, which is sooooooooo good. One of the best(if not THE best) series I have ever read. And Fallen and Torment are the two books of the Fallen series that's out already. The third one is coming out this summer or something.)
Anywho, I'm reading Unearthly right now and it's really good. And that's the problem. See, I read REALLY quickly. I started Unearthly yesterday and I'm on page... *checks* 150 right now. And I've only read it for like an hour and a half, total because of school. I can't read while the teacher is teaching.
There are 435 pages in total. So, I'm going to end up finishing it in like two days and then I won't have another book to start reading because SILLY ME forgot to borrow another book to read when this one's finished. 
And I have no school on Monday. So that means that I must wait till Tuesday before I can get something else. XD
Ooooh well. AND I FORGOT TO GET MORE COLLEGE BROCHURES! So, I have to wait till Tuesday to get those, too.
Oh, barnacles.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Teenagers these days.

Today, I was walking out of school past these girls in grade eleven. One of the girls tripped on the stairs and muttered, "Oh f***!"
Her friend imitated her in a squeaky voice: "Oh f***!"
The first girl said, "Shut up, b****."
Then, he friend said, "B****, swallow."
As in swallow when a male ejaculates. I thought it was hilarious. XD And they don't hate each other or anything. I could tell because of the way they were talking to each other friendlily, even though what they said was mean.
Then again, friends call each other "broads" which means "slut". So yeah. Teenagers these days *shakes head*

PS: It's funny 'cause I'm a teenager. XD

Yep. I'm pretty much scared poopless.

Right now, I am terrified about college. SO. I am searching through my college booklets that I got from the guidance counselor's office at my school.
I'm going to be a therapist(in a clinical setting or a school) so I know that I have to take Social Sciences (specifically psychology) in college. Then, in university, I have to take psychology again. THEN, I will have mastered all knowledge of the human brain and I will be a brilliant therapist and be able to help people. :)
I've always wanted to do something with biology like become a doctor. But, to be honest, performing surgeries and stuff is kind of... disturbing. First of all, there's all that blood. I'm okay with blood, though. I don't feel sick or anything. But, it's just disturbing to see a lot of it XD And, secondly, there's the fact that if I mess up, the person is most likely going to die. How can I possibly LIVE with myself knowing that I failed epically during a surgery or something and now the person is dead? I wouldn't be able to sleep. Especially since I freak out over everything. I'd be up every night crying. No joke. Even if I know that it wasn't my fault, that it was a risky surgery and I tried my best, I will still feel horrible because THE PERSON IS DEAD.
*gulps for air*
So, yeah. Psychology here I come! :D
For Fall admissions at a college that looks quite promising, I have to apply before March first of 2012. In the booklet I have it says March first 2011, but that's for the students who are graduating this year and are going to college. I'm graduating next year. So, I'm assuming that the dates will stay the same. Anyways, for Winter admissions, the deadline is November first. :o
So, that's why I'm checking this out from now. I need to have everything planned from early. I am NOT waiting till the last minute. My future is at stake here! =D (I had drama today. I'm feeling pretty... dramatic.)
Oh and as I'm reading on the website, in Term 1, I have to choose between Developmental Psychology and Abnormal Psychology then in term 3, I have to choose between Human Sexual Behavior and Applications of Psychology. I can't choose! I'm seriously staring at them trying to decide but it's so hard. XD They all sound so interesting. I'm a huge psychology dork. XD
Anywho, tootles!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

"Wait, women have furry breasts?" WIN!

Today at lunch, I was hanging out with my friend Ceisha, just to talk and stuff. And, the one place in the school where you can talk and be SURE that no one will show up and interrupt you is  the small bathroom in the girls' locker room.
So, Ceisha and I went in and closed the door and just chatted about stuff. People kept knocking and when they did, I'd just shout, "SOMEONE'S IN HERE!" or start bawling, "I don't know what to do!..."
Anyways, when we left, I dropped my face in my hands and tried to sound sad about something. I was sobbing, "I don't know what to do..." And Ceisha was pretending to comfort me and whatnot. We were doing this so that people wouldn't question why we were in there.
Out of the corner of my eye, I could see this girl named Shakel(or however you spell her name) staring at me. So, naturally, I started cracking up. 
And, when we passed her, she looked up at me with a mock sad face and said, "It's okay. Jesus loves you." I'm not sure whether she was trying to make fun of the fact that I was doing a horrible job at pretending to be sad or what.
Anyways, I tried to remain sad and said grimly, "Yes. I know she loves me." Then, I realized that I had said "she" and not "he". So, of course I started giggling I said quickly, "He! I mean he!"
Then, Ceisha and I ran out of there laughing like maniacs.
Sorry, Jesus. (No really, I mean it.)
And in science class, my science teacher was talking about genes and whatever. She was talking about how humans have a lot in common like two eyes, two ears, four limbs and we all have two breasts but women have bigger ones and that we hair on our bodies, etc. Then, she said, "Oh yeah we're furry."
Some kid said, "We're furry?"
Ms. J. said, "Yeah." Then, she rubbed her arm, meaning to show that she has arm hair. "We're furry."
Then, this guy named Vincent asked, "Wait, women have furry breasts?"
We were cracking up for the rest of the class.

Monday, April 25, 2011

29. Why the long face?

28. Oh dear.

Click on the picture to enlarge it and read it properly XD

I wasn't looking at your butt. I was looking at your SHOES!

Today, I went to Maxi, a supermarket like twenty minutes away by bus, to buy Oasis boxed juices. When I got there, I had to search for the fruit juice aisle and it took forever. As I was searching for it, I kept passing this dude. He looked to be about thirteen or twelve with blonde hair.
He was wearing these gold-ish high top shoes that looked like something Justin Bieber would wear. My little step sister is always talking about how she wants a pair to look just like him(eye roll) and she says that the company name is Supra.
Anyways, I got my juice and headed to the self-checkout line so that I don't have to wait for a cashier to do anything for me. I was waiting in line right behind that dude and his mom. Or aunt. But, I'm guessing it's his mom.
Or aunt.
Or family friend? Okay, he was waiting with a woman who looked like she was in her forties.
So, I was just waiting and whatever when I got bored and looked at the dude's shoes. There was a rectangular logo-thing on the back on the heel. I was curious to see if it was Supra shoes. So, I was focusing on them, trying to read the faded black letters when the dude turned around and looked at me. I quickly raised my eyes to meet his, but I didn't do it fast enough and I guess it looked like I was checking out his butt.
He was staring at me and I was staring at him. Then, I looked away but I could see him out of my peripheral vision. He was still looking at me. So, I looked at him again and kind of rose my eyebrows suggestively. He said something to his mom while looking at me and his mom said something back, but she didn't even look up in my direction. So, maybe they weren't talking about me. Maybe they were.
Anyways, when I left, I didn't look back at him XD That would have been pretty weird.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Imagine having someone you love die. Then, imagine being called the murderer.

I finished reading The Pact by Jodi Picoult and here is my review-thingie:
I thought it was a very good book. It is about a guy named Chris and a girl named Emily who are in love. They've been best friends since they've been born. Their mothers were best friends while they were pregnant with the two and would hang out with each other and stuff. So, both the families were very close. When Chris and Emily started dating, everyone expected it.
But, they didn't expect Emily to die. And they DEFINITELY didn't expect it to be a murder, with Chris being framed as the murderer.
So, did Chris really kill Emily? Or was it a double suicide gone wrong? You'll have to read to find out ;)

What I liked:
-Very romantic. :) I thought that Emily and Chris' story was SO sweet. Chris is suck a cutie. And he swims! Swimming is cool XD
-The suspense was so thick that you couldn't even cut it with a butter knife. SO! MUCH! SUSPENSE! At one point, I was reading and had to close the book whispering, "I can't read! I can't read!" It was a fail.
-The characters were very well characterized. Even the ones who weren't very important.
-A bit of humor at some places.

What I didn't like:
-The book is REALLY long. And it just seemed to stretch out forever and ever.

All in all, it was a great book. READ IT!

PS: Happy easter to all who celebrate!! :D

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Ever wonder how to center your banner with Blogger?

Don't wonder every again! :D I hate seeing my header off to the side. SO, I fixed it a while ago. Now, my header is smack dab in the middle.
So, here's how I did it:
Sign in(duhh.) and  go to your Dashboard. Once there, click on the DESIGN tab. There, go below it where there are more tabs(wow! more tabs! zomg!) and click on "Template Designer". Once at the template designer, look on the sidebar on the left. You'll see this:

Adjust Widths

Click on Advanced. Then, beside that, there will be another sidebar thingie with more stuff to press. Scroll down to the LAST one which is "Add CSS"
Click on that and you'll see an empty white box thing. Well, it'll say add text her or something. Anyways, copy this: #Header1 {width:648px;margin:0 auto}
After you paste it, press the enter button on your keyboard to go down a space. Press it once. After you have skipped a space, press Apply to Blog. It should be yellow-orange now that you've made a change. After you press it, your blog is saved and your header is smack dab in the center! :D
For more help, email me at
Also, if you've seen something cool on my blog that you want on yours, just email me and ask. I'll make a tutorial like this :) BTW, the rest of my tutorials are in my sidebar. So, check em out :D

Friday, April 22, 2011

Stupid spaz attack.

Yesterday, I forgot my phone at home. So, as soon as I got home from school I searched for it. But, I couldn't find it, so as you must know by now, I freak out over everything. So, of course, I spazzed searching like a crazy woman for my phone.
Then, I had a thought. Maybe it was my stupid step-sister Nikita who has it. So, I knocked on her door and she said "Open!" So, I opened the door and looked inside. Indeed, there on her desk was my cell phone. I rushed over to it but she picked it up before I could.
I said, "Oh my gosh, don't scare me like that again! I thought I lost it!"(or something like that)
She: I said open the door. I didn't say you could come in.
Me: Well, you have my phone so...
She: I can give it to you at the door.
Me: *walks back to door*
She: *staring at me*
Me: *takes another step so that I am completely out the room*
She: *walks up to me and hands me the phone, sits back at her desk*
Me: *seeing battery is low* Did you call anyone?
She: (in a sickeningly innocent way) Maybe.
Me: (annoyed now) My phone isn't free till seven. If you called someone that means that you used up my minutes.
She: *shrugs* or something.
Me: *stomps to room in anger. Looks through phone and sees that she has sent a text message to my step-brother saying "Did u kno jodie ann forgot her cell phone at home haha lol sucker". Becomes angry because she could have gone through my texts. Goes back to Nikita's room after* Don't bother asking me to use the phone again. (because I let her use it to call her friends quite often)
She: Why?
Me: *thinking this must be the dumbest kid in existence* Because you annoyed me.
She: But why?
Step-mother butting in from her bedroom: What's going on?
Me: *walks to step-mom* (explains everything)
Step-mom: But, I've heard you use the word sucker before.
Me: (is appalled that that is all she's thinking about) I know but it's the whole thing.
Her: What do you mean the whole thing?
Me: *thinking 'are you stupid'?* Well, she took my phone and didn't tell me anything when I got home. So, I was searching for it like crazy. I'm annoyed that she didn't say anything.
Her: Well, I could have done the same thing. I could have seen your phone and taken it and not told you anything. Just so I could see what you would say.
Me: *thinking 'why would you do something like that?'*
Her: What, would you have gotten mad at me, too? (like it's inconceivable to be angry at her)
Me: *thinking 'yes, you idiot. of course I would have gotten mad at you. You aren't God, and I get mad at God almost daily. so, if I can get mad at him, then I can SURELY get mad at you.'*
Her: Boy, you have some selfish ways about you. You need to change that. You need to change your whole mentality... blah blah blah.
Me: *waits till she shuts up and walks away*

THEN, this morning, my dad called me to his room.

Him: She was telling me that you thought you couldn't find your phone and you were freaking out. It's just a phone. It's not life and death. Do you know how many people don't even HAVE phones? Look at the people in Japan. Do you think they all have phones? No, they're worrying about food blah blah blah.
Me: I know, I freak out over everything...
Him: It's like this phone is your life or something... blah blah blah. What would you do if the doctor told you you have a terminal illness? Like cancer or something?
Me: *kind of shrugs*
Him: (he didn't see me shrug) What, you're going to freak out over your phone but not over your own life?
Me: *thinking 'yes. i don't care about my stupid life. let it be taken away. i don't have anything to live for anyway.'*
Him: (rambles on a bit)
Me: *waits till he stops and then I go back to my room.*
I'm so depressing.

"Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn."

It's 12:09 AM right now. I finished watching Gone Withe the Wind about five minutes ago. Man that movie is loooooong.
AND IT'S SO GOOD! Holy smokes. It is THE best movie I have ever seen. Thank you so much, Léa for lending it to me.
Oh, it was simply MAR-velous!
I loved it so much. Scarlett's an idiot though. She pissed me off the entire movie. Well, except for the end when she seemed to magically acquire some sense. Sheesh. She had an amazing man who loved her more than people loved sliced bread when it came out and she didn't appreciate it. She treated him like dirt, thinking she loved another man WHO DIDN'T EVEN LOVE HER BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY MARRIED.
And then, before she knew it, everything was gone with the wind. (har har)

PS: She totally deserved it.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Awwwwwwwww yeeeeaahhh.

I know i said I was going to watch Gone With the Wind(like a bawwss), but I wanted to share my joy with you all that...
*drumroll please*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! :D I am an honor student! :D Which basically means my overall average of all my class results was above 80% :) YAYY!! I am soo happy. Yay yay yay! I thought I was going to fail science, but I DIDN'T! :D Yay!
Did I mention YAY?!
Anyways, bye. Gonna watch my movie now(like a bawwss).

Gone with the wind :)

I'm going to go and watch the movie Gone With the Wind :D My awesome friend Léa lent it to me :) THANKS SO MUCH, LÉA! <3 <3 <3 I've never seen it before and it's a classic so... I really want to see it. Because it must be a classic for a reason. PLUS PLUS PLUS it's an old movie. I LOVE old movies.
So yeah.
I'm gonna go watch it now. :]
[Be jealous ;D]

That is all.

All I really have to say is that my hatred for my little step-sister grew a bit more. I honestly thought it couldn't grow anymore. But, I was wrong. It just keeps growing and growing.
I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her.
I'll just listen to Adele and try to calm myself down. (Thanks Ashley for getting me obsessed with such a good singer. <3)

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Be careful about what you eat.

Today, my friend Karina had a Ziploc bag with some brownie-looking thing in it. She smiled at me and asked, "Want it?" But she had this weird smile on like she was trying to trick me with something.
I looked at it and debated with myself. I never turn down food. But, the stuff in the Ziploc bag looked really weird. Like a dark crushed up kind of brownie. So, I said, "No thanks."
Karina said, "Okay." And started to shove it into her bag.
But, I was curious so I asked, "What is it?"
She said, "Weed brownie." And grinned at me really widely. I know that she was going to wait till I had taken it and then she'd be like, "It's a weed brownie by the way." Oh, how she amuses me XD
Anyways, so I thought about it for a bit. Then I said, "I'll take it!"
She laughed and rolled her eyes. She knows/thinks I'm joking. To be honest, I wasn't sure whether I was joking or not.
Weed brownies.
Have you guys ever tried them before?

Ah, George. What am I going to do with you?

Remember the post 'Hehe' where I have a picture of him? (Hint: If you don't the link is right there)
Well, George visited my blog and saw the post. I was telling him how a bunch of girls think he's good looking. So obviously, he went to check it out XD He commented this:

hey its george, the guy on the pic. thx to all the pretty girls........... :)

Oh how he amuses me :D

I'm so G because I have a mustache.

The mustache ones are from when I got home from school and the ones without mustaches are from this morning before school. :)
Sexy mustache. Click on the pic to see it bigger :D

Not of my mustache, just random :)
And ditto. For the last time. XD

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They be smokin' dah weed.

Math was normal. In english, we continued watching To Kill A Mockingbird. It really amused me that every little thing that Scout(the little girl in the story, real name is Jean-Louise... lol.) did, our class would say "SHE'S SO ANNOYING!" Which she really is. Since she's a little girl in an old movie(1960 or 61 can't remember), her voice is really squeaky and girlie and ANNOYING.
This kid in my class would imitate her in a really squeaky voice whenever she spoke. It was mean, but I have to admit, I was quite amused.
At the beginning of the class, I had half of a Chinese cookie(sugar cookie kind of thing) AND IT WAS SO GOOD. Oh my Gosh.
Good. (Camble's! or however you spell it)
Soo good.
I was like... spazzing. That's how good it was. And you know what's cool about it? It was my friend Evelyne's boyfriend who baked them. He sells them for four bucks a dozen. :) I might buy one some time. Teehee.
Since today is four twenty, many students went out at lunch in the RAIN and smoked weed. I think four twenty has to do with Bob Marley's death or birthday or something like that. Anyway, I find it mucho stupid. So, lots of kids went out and I went out with Jasmine and Bipreet so we could watch people smoke and... laugh at them while they're high. It's really funny to watch high people.
And then, they have to all pour eye drops into their eyes so they aren't red. If anyone gets caught high, THEY WILL GET IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE!!! >:O
Last year, students did the same thing and these two guys were giving each other piggie back rides and shouting something about Winnie The Pooh. No one had any clue what they were talking about.
I remember that one of them came up to me and shouted, "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" In this really weird, kind of girlie way. Then, he walked away all normal. It was hilarious. XD
So, happy four twenty to those who celebrate, hahahahahaha. Or is it just a Canadian thing? Or just a Quebecois thing? I highly doubt it.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


In drama class today, my teacher made us do this stupid "warm-up" where we walking around and around like zombies or something and someone has an "impulse" to stop walking or jump and we all have to follow. It was really, really stupid. Afterwards, she allowed us to have "impulses" to do whatever we wanted.
So, a group of guys started the "warm-up" and turned their backs to us. Then, They bent over to shake their butts at us. Yes, I thought it was weird, too. AND THEN.
Guess what happened: Sebastian pulled down his pants. He just pulled 'em down. Like 'hey everyone, see my blue and white striped boxers'. Just like that. No warning. Just drop. That was it.
Everyone was screaming and the teacher was laughing. I covered my eyes and screamed. Some dude beside me said, "Calm down it's just his boxers."
And my friend Léa said, "But it's SEBASTIAN."
And that pretty much summed up what I wanted to say.
Speaking of my friend Léa, she was practically mauled my Sebastian. He pushed her against a locker multiple times like a savage. She asked him to stop because he was hurting her and he ignored her. On the bus afterwards, she was in pain. I was really pissed. I mean, why does he have to go and shove her against lockers? And he was punching at her arm, too. So, Léa started punching at his back and I got pissed and slammed my books against his back so hard that they all fell on the floor.
After, he just laughed and walked away like it was no big deal.
What a jerk.

Really good books are bad for your health.

I have bags under my eyes now. Know why? Because the book I was reading "This is What I Did:" by Ann... something is SO GOOD. I stayed up till, like, eleven something just to read more of it. I didn't finish, but I almost am. IT'S SO GOOD.
But seriously, good books are bad for your health. I think that authors purposely make good books just to keep us all up at night.
But I do have bags under my eyes.

Monday, April 18, 2011

I nearly peed myself from laughing so hard.

I'm trying to watch a Todou video and there's some error message. But, it's in Chinese so I don't understand. It was translated with Google Chrome and here's the error message in English:

Oops! Do you want to visit the website does not exist.

Invalid program
Web page address input may be wrong, Please check under the bar.
If you think this is a potato, please contact customer service small potatoes.

It's the potato part that made me laugh XD

People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.


I wanted to find a good topic to ramble on about. SO, I went on GetAnnoyed and found the topic of people who don't cover their mouths while sneezing and coughing.
These people... these people are lazy scum. Seriously. How long does it take you to raise your hand/arm and cover your mouth?! Seriously. How long?! It's supposed to be an impulse. It should be so instilled into your brain that you automatically do it. You shouldn't have to THINK about it. Like gee, I wonder whether I should cover my mouth seeing as I'm sneezing/coughing.
It's nasty when people don't. Especially if the person is near you.
Oh Hells.
Ooooooooohh Hell no.
It's nasty. All their nasty germs go flying into the air and onto you. It's gross. Ugh. Ughhh *makes face at the thought*
Doesn't it piss you off when people don't cover their mouths when they sneeze/cough?
Ha! My math & science teacher Ms. J(yes, I have her for both subjects. It's so weird. I've never had the same teacher for two subjects before. Sometimes I can just sit in one class because I have science and then math right after. XD) was talking about competition in ecosystems between different species and she was like, "Fishes don't have to compete for water, of course. Just like we don't have to compete for air. *Pause* However, there are some people who I don't think really deserve the same air as me."
Then, she was serious for two seconds and started laughing saying, "That's so mean, I'm kidding! I'd never say that to anyone!" It was funny. XD She's adorable ROFL!

Pictures as promised. :)

So, as I said I would, here are pictures of my new hair(yes I'm in my school uniform and I know that I didn't really aim for my hair because the pictures would look weird just aimed at my hair):

K this is not even my hair XD

So, yeah today was... alright. I got 90% on my math test. So, WIN. :D Errm. Yeah. My hair's in afro twists. o.o
And in English class, we've started watching the movie To Kill A Mockingbird because we have like one chapter left to read in the book. :) And yeah. So. Um. That's pretty much it...
Bye! :D

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

So, so, so!

I got my hair done. :) Yay? I think YES. I got extensions in, so I think my hair looks pretty awesome.
Errmmm... I stayed in my pjs all day. Quite an interesting experience. Quite interesting indeed. My dad's making poutine. No one wanted it but him(we want different stuff like pizza).
So, my dad said, "FINE. I'll make it for myself!"
It was quite amusing.
And... I got a new follower! So yay! The blog's in German though. This dude has 235 followers. Unbelievable. How DO YOU GET THAT MUCH?! It's not normal, I tell you. Imagine he went up to people and pointed a gun at their heads and said, "Follow my blog or I shoot."
That's messed up. I know he didn't do that. His blog actually looks interesting. I took the time to translate it. Of course, it came out all weird with horrible grammar. But, whatever. At least I could understand.
I am now obsessed with Adele's song Someone Like You. Know why?! ASHLEY PUT IT ON HER BLOG. And, of course, I watched the video, because I watch all her videos because they're awesome AND SO SHOULD YOU. And yeah. I loved the song. But it was a cover by someone else. Or, it was the actual song. I can't remember. But it was really good and I was like, "OMG MAN. This is... this is... beautiful *sniffles*."
Bye! <3

PS: I could never say 'xxx' because it just looks like I'm talking about porn. Like oh yeah come and... you know... buy my xxx here. Like I love you guys, xxx. Sounds like I wanna... have sex with you or something. ^_^
Make sure you lock your doors and windows. *wiggles eyebrows*
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