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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"A girl's first time."

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. 

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. 

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. 

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. 

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. 

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. 

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

from humordb.com but I found out about it from my friend Léa's blog.

13 run-on sentences.:

haze said...

aw! :)

Teresauras said...

That was clever. To have us all thinking about sex. Good one, Jodie.

Ashley said...

YOU WITTY LITTLE BUGGER.

Fiona said...

^ What Ashley said.

iZaynab said...

Aha iSaw this on my Dash & iWas like W O A H. Posting sexual short stories ~?
; D Oh iWas wrong ~

Furree Katt said...

JODIEEEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHA. very nice.

ishashime said...

oh you. xD

Jodie-Ann said...

@haze: :D
@Teresauras: Haha, thank you XD
@Ashley: LOL! Thank you very much :D
@Fiona: XD
@iZaynab: LOL!
@FK: LOL, thanks XD
@ishashime: LOL! I love your response, "oh you" XD

r.alsharif said...

looooooool!! :P

Jodie-Ann said...

XD

Kyl Myers said...

Hi Jodie,
I was required to find a teen blog, read it and discuss it a bit for my University class "adolescent development". I came across yours after hours of searching for the perfect one, and I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed it! You are a clever girl and I loved your rant about teen dating and how it's lame sauce! (I agree!) I committed to schoolwork, dance and having a blast with friends during high school and kicked the boys to the curb - and I couldn't be happier! So keep on keepin on girl! =]
-Kyl
hernameiskyl.blogspot.com

Jodie-Ann said...

:) I' so flattered! :D Thank you!

jacobluver321 said...

wooooow!


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