Like bro. Bro. BROOOOO. Bro, no. No way. No way, bro. JOKES. Jokes, bro. TOO JOKES.
This is not real. I'm dreaming. I must pinch myself. *pinches self* OW. Yep, I'm awake.
Ten thousand views! Oh, wow! This is amazing! Wow! I have 10 000 views. Think I'm lying? Do you really, really think I'm lying?
I'm not. So...
So, yay me!
I love you all. If you readers didn't exist, my page views wouldn't either. I'd have like ten. Ten page views. But, seriously, what's that? That sucks. That's BORING. So, thank you all, readers, followers, LOVERS(better be all of you or I take off my belt. I kid, I kid...) even just the viewers I LOVE YOU ALL. Thank you so much.... I love you... I want to marry you all and... stuff like that. And I got a new follower. I shall check that out after I post this... and yes! Thank you, new follower. :)
PS: New follower, are you single? * wiggles eyebrows*
PPS: Don't answer that.