DON'T BE SILLY AND ASSUME THAT ALL THE PICTURES HERE ARE MINE. THEY ARE NOT UNLESS I SAY SO. IF IT IS YOURS AND YOU WANT IT OFF, EMAIL ME AT RUN.ON.SENTENCES.OF.LIFE@HOTMAIL.COM
Or, you can just let me keep them here because you love me. :)
WARNING: I rant here. If some of it is offensive to you, PLEASE simply unfollow me. Thank you.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Twitter: Why in the WORLD is it so Popular?

Twitter: make high-pitched sounds, as of birds.
So then, let me ask you something, fellow human beans. Where did this come in?

Twitter: Twitter is a social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read messages known as tweets. Tweets are text-based posts of up to 140 characters displayed on the author's profile page and delivered to the author's subscribers who are known as followers.

Hmm? Answer that for me please. Where? Twitter, in my opinion, is a stupidity. okay, so I have to admit though that I did try Twitter a few days ago. However, it was way too confusing and pointless so I gave up after ten minutes and deactivated, yes deactivated my account. (: I don't even know how Twitter got so popular. First it was... HiFive, right? Which did not last long at all. Then Myspace(which is surprisingly still kind of popular), then Facebook(Love it!) and now Twitter? Now, where did that come in?!?! My mind is filled of a swirling confusion that I cannot comprehend. (Did that make sense?) I don't know who created Twitter and I certainly do not know why. What do you guys think? Do you like Twitter?
-Jodie-Ann

Quote of the day:
"Oh this is going to be addictive" – Dom Sagolla, Twitter co-creator.
How did he know that?! What, is he psychic or something?

Monday, August 30, 2010

Next Blog: Oh so not Helpful.

You know the Next Blog button? In the bar thingy-mah-jiggie at the top of the page? Yeah, that piece of crap? It's... it's not helpful at all. Nope. Not one bit. I press it, expecting a blog I will actually want to read. But, nooooooo. I get horrendously boring ones. Ones that I will never want to read. Maybe someone older than me will but, surely not me. And also, sometimes they even show me blogs that are not in English but in some language I cannot, and don't really want to, understand. What? Why?! Does that make any sense? Don't these Blogger people know I speak English? If I didn't speak English, then I wouldn't put my Blogger account to English now would I? Would I? This is why whenever I want to find a new blog to read, I have to go to my followers and look through their followers. It's sad actualy that the "Next Blog" stupidness doesn't help none. Sigh.
-Jodie

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Blogs Of Note My Foot.

Okay, so I've gone and looked at the blogs of note that were chosen. And quite frankly, I can't for the life of me see why they are blogs of note. Why? I don't get it! they aren't excellent. Actually, their templates are usually boring, but they have thousands of followers. I suppose it really is about WHAT you write, not how you present it. Which is so odd.
I want to be a journalist when I grow up. You know like... write for my local newspaper. :) Oh, yeah. i can see myself now. With my glasses on and my glass of wine, I'll write about my fave cheese. No... I think I'd get fired if I did that....
...Wouldn't I?
Anyways, at the moment I am texting my best guy friend, George. He's awesome. Seriously. (:
-Jodie.

Friday, August 27, 2010

My Dad And I.


My dad and I. (: <3 I just thought maybe you'd like to know what the man who held that smelly little girl who pood in her skirt in the third grade and ran out like a madman looked liked.

My Birthday's Coming Up !

I'm soo excited. Why, you ask? Because my birthday's coming up!! :D It's on the 28th of next month. You know what that means?! I'm an Autumn baby! I suppose that's alright. I've always wanted to be a Summer baby. Because it's nice and hot when I was born. Autumn is alright though. Not too hot, not too cold. Anyways, I can't wait! I really want to plan something for the blog. Like, celebrate my birthday through the blog. I think that would be cool. I just need to figure out how.... No worries though! I'll figure it out. I still have lots of time.
...
Hopefully.
Anyways! My new obsession is black nail polish. I recently got my nails Frenched(no, not Frenched kissed, but the French nail design). So... I need to fix them for school, because they were done a while ago and are pretty messed up now. Oh! And I'd like to thank the people who comment often:

Angela
Thanks, Angela! You comment on almost every one of my posts. So, thanks a lot! People check out her awesome blog. http://www.findyourselflove.blogspot.com/
She has like really cool poems and very interesting posts. I KNOW you'll love her blog. Because I can tell the future... ! (No, i can't.)

Juan Bernal
Thanks for commenting, Juan! :D Also, thanks for guest posting. Any time you want to do it again, tell me.
Check out his blog, everyone! http://www.aliveandabsolute.blogspot.com/
It's really cool. And he has an awesome header. :D His posts are also really interesting, so see them!!!

Miss Bobo
Thanks so much for commenting and letting me guest post on your blog! I love your new layout, BTW. XD
Human beans, see her blog! http://www.rockingfem.blogspot.com/
So cool. And her posts are sexy. See them!! :D

-Jodie-Ann

**Any birthday ideas for the blog, let me know! Email is on Contact Me page!**

Sex=Love ?

Does sex really mean love?
You see in so many movies and books that sex is love. Like your "First Time", it's labeled as one of the most important times of your life. Other than prom, your wedding, etc. Why? Perhaps it's because it's the first time that you are "becoming one" with another person. The thing is, your first time is rarely ever wonderful and spectacular and whatever else they say. Yes, it's special, but not amazing. Because let's face it: you don't know what you're doing and you're most likely young. Most people lose their virginity from the age of 13!  How can you possibly know what you're doing?! Like everything else, practice makes perfect.
I'm sure that you've seen/heard/read about rape. Is that love? Does sex=love then? I think not! That kind of sex is horrible and wrong. Not love at all. You've probably also seen prostitutes and stuff. That is obviously not love. That is giving up your body for money.
However, sometimes, sex does equal love. And that's when you trust that person and really love them. You feel that giving up your body is not a chore, but a gift to the other person. And, it has nothing to do with money. Just love and pleasure. (:
-Jodie-Ann

It's not M&M's, It's S&M (Controversial Alert!) by Miss Bobo *Guest Post**

Miss Bobo,
Author of This Brilliance.
You know, I never really thought of writing about it until I realize that some part of the people I know might be participating in this. And before you check if I used the right information I am using wikipedia for most of the topics I post on this blog. So correct me if you want.

S&M stands for "sadomasochism" and also according to another article* is a way to "play" with your partner. It is part of the whole BDSM community in which people do other things to sexually role play (Bondage & Discipline; Dominance & Submission; and of course Sadism & Masochism). In each of these situations or "lifestyles" there is the common situation in which someone inflicts "suffering" and the other person receives it. Now it is a popular, and even considered common, among many young couples. However, it isn't a trend; this lifestyle choice has been practiced for many decades. According to the wikipedia article, it has been studied originally by two scientists Marquis De Sade and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch as a "phenomena" of human behavior within people with mental illnesses/sociopaths and or people "with malicious social and sexual behaviors" (that sounds rapists to me) in the 1800's. I think the rest you can find out for yourself. However, it has been a very convenient topic among people to discuss of whether it is right or wrong to do it. I frankly would never partake into that because of how I feel about that personally. But knowing one of my friends, it is a choice among people. It isn't really a rape situation for the most of them anyway. Though, I think it is a lot to think about because sometimes you do have to look at the psychology of the person. No one really knows if a person partaking in a lifestyle like this might have a mental trauma or an issue in which they were made into a submissive person or because they were taught to "inflict suffering" on others. Everyone chooses what lifestyles they want to partake in. It's all on the person's perspective. So in reality, the question for this type of lifestyle isn't whether it is right or wrong; it's whether it is right for you as the individual and even your significant other (if you have one).

photos were courtesy of dreamstime members Yurok, Soupstock, Promicro, and Cheshhh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadomasochism

http://www.yourtango.com/200636/sm-for-beginners.html

**This was yet another awesome guest post by Miss Bobo. It was originally posted on August 11th 2010. There are no pictures here but hers. If you want to see the original with the pictures(you SHOULD see the pictures. I'm serious.) then go here: http://rockingfem.blogspot.com/2010/08/its-not-m-its-s-controversial-alert.html?zx=e4c488432c3a2975
Check it out! She has an awesome blog. Follow her and whatnot. :D Make me proud!! Oh, and if you'd like to guest post, email me. (Get my email from my contact me page) Thanks!! -Jodie.**

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Justin Bieber Fever Can Kill You.

I have to admit that he is very cute. :3

What is UP with Justin Bieber?! He's everywhere! All over TV, in magazines, in the hearts of twelve/thirteen year old girls, in your house late at night... even in your shower! What is UP with that?!
I have to say though, that JB has many loyal fans. I'm not one of them. In my opinion, his voice is a little too high pitched. And he sounds too much like a female. Plus he does this really annoying flippy-hair thing. But, I know people that like him. And I respect their decisions to lose their minds to this blond-hair, squeaky-voiced dude. But, hey! I shouldn't talk because everyone is different. *cough, cough*
JB has a lot of haters though. There's a group on facebook which is called something like... God, if you give us back Tupac, we'll give you Justin Bieber. I was LOLing. Another one is... Justin Bieber needs to get Lady Gaga's Balls. That amused me a lot.
What do you guys think? Do you like JB? Or dislike him?
-Jodie

Singing With Angels By Oliver *Guest Post*

Oliver,
The Author of This Masterpiece.
What will make you happy? I read in one of my favorite novels that this question will ruin your life. If you tell yourself what it is, you will learn that you don’t have it – giving you the realization that you were never really happy with your life. You will then decide to go for it, reach it, and leave the life you currently have to pursue the life that you want to have… with happiness… but until then, you will suffer with much more sadness – much more than you can ever bear.

Paulo Coelho is such a genius.

Luckily for me, my answer to that question is nothing like the girl’s in the Coelho novel. I don’t want to go away just to find more time to discover myself and what life is about. That makes some sense… for a senseless person. Sorry, I shouldn’t be saying that the idea is stupid. It’s kinda disturbing, though. Will you really want to leave the life you currently have just because you want to try to understand some more what the most profound thing in this universe is? Life, that is? It’s just not the way I see happiness. The story taught me that lesson. The story taught me how to love.

That is why I’m not going to watch Eat, Pray, Love. I don’t have the luxury to go backpacking around the world to, well… eat, pray and love. I can do those things right here in front of the computer. Let me do it now. Eat! Okay, I’ve got oatmeal and a slice of apple. Pray! God, I’m talking to you. Please pay attention. Love! I love everyone! So… maybe girls would love to do it. Guys just won’t. It’s a pain in the ass… I mean in that back pocket where you place your wallet.

So what makes me happy? Really simple things: getting passing scores in exams, spending time with people I love, being alone while listening to music, seeing trees and greens, and doing what I love. I don’t always get passing scores in exams. That means I get sad sometimes. Who doesn’t? I don’t always spend time with people I love either. I also don’t always spend time being alone while listening to music, even seeing trees and greens, and I don’t always do what I love. I even get forced to do things I hate. Chores and integrals, who hasn’t heard of those things? What a sad life.

When I come to think of it… I think it is the way I discovered happiness, by realizing how sad or incomplete I get without those things that make me happy. We need to understand that happiness is, by nature, a luxury. We don’t get it everytime. That’s why we become happy whenever we get it – because we just don’t have it all the time. This ain’t heaven on earth, love. There are so many things we want to have but we don’t get them. It’s just a matter of choice, of satisfaction, and of measure of happiness. That is why we have friends, family, and the TV show Friends. We may not have heaven on earth but we do have angels on earth – those people and things that make us happy.

But don’t I get happy when I see people I hate suffer like hell? I do. Define guilty pleasure.

Well, I just randomly thought about this. I just remembered the story and I can’t get it out of my mind so I’m pouring it out here. So what do I want? A lot of things. But what if an angel knocks on my door and gives me just one wish, what will I wish for? Ten more wishes? No. Happiness, definitely. Why not?

Sorry about this very random post about happiness... I was listening to Hey Jude (on repeat in my playlist) and I found myself singing along the whole time. I felt a tinge of happiness.

kudos to the hearts of people who love their lives.

oliver.
 
**That was a guest post. Wasn't it awesome?! I seriously LOVE this guy's writing style. Anyways, it was originally posted on Tuesday, August 17th 2010 on his blog(http://www.overville.blogspot.com/). So, if you'd like to see more of this awesomeness, check it outttttttt and FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW!! Follow like your lives depend on it! Make me proud, my chickies. You know I love you all, right? If you'd like to be a guest poster, see my contact me page and email me. -Jodie-Ann.**

If You Were To Melt My Heart. {A Poem.}

If you were to look at me the way you look at her,

I would not know how to react.
Yet, I know that I would relish every second like butter,
That was to melt on my tongue.

If you were to kiss me the way you kiss her,
I would kiss you back timidly.
For I’m not very experienced, and cannot lure
You with my lips like she can.

However, if you were to simply hold my hand the way you hold hers,
I would hold on tight and never let go.
Looking at me and kissing me would no longer matter.
Just your warm touch, alone, would melt my heart.

-Jodie-Ann

Poo In My Tights. {Don't read if you have a weak stomache.}

Hello, fellow humans. I feel like telling you guys about my most embarrassing moment. It has to be when I was in the third grade. I don't know what was up with me. But, I was having some really bad diarrhea. Yep. Horrible. It was kind of... dripping.
Anyways, that's besides the point. I went to the office and called my dad to get me. Thank God he was at home. I knew that he was going to take like 40 minutes to get to me. So, I put paper under me and sat on a chair. Then, I waited for my dad. Sadly though, the smell was getting out. Everyone who came in was like "Ugh! What's that smell?!" The whole time, I was thinking "Crap. Crap. Crap. Kill me now. Crap. Crap. Carp." Thankfully they left. And I was like "Sigh of relief." But, they weren't the last of people to come into the office. Atleast the secretary was nice and didn't say anything.
A half an hour later, my dad came. I was thinking "THANK YOU, JESUS!" So, my dad picked me up, sort of like how you hold a princess. Just a smelly princess who pooed in her tights. The funny thing is that I was wearing a skirt. (LOL!) Anyways, he carried me out, running like a madman. And i mean he was RUNNING. Like sprinting out of the office, down the hall and out the school.
When we got outside, he opened the van door and put newspapers on the seat and put me down. Then, he drove home.
And that's it. I took a shower, etc. :) You just got to love the third grade.
-Jodie-Ann.

Why Pop Tarts Are So Much Cooler Than Toaster Streudels.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The people who eat Pop Tarts (PTs) and the people who eat Toaster Strudels (TSs)
1. Pop Tarts can be eaten right away while a Toaster Strudel must be toasted until it is golden brown. (Who wants to wait that long? I just want to eat!)
2. Pop Tarts were created first! In 1967 while TS were created in 1985. (So, BAAAAM, Pillsbury! You just got yourselves PWNED by Kellogg!)
3. You can leave out PTs. They won't like... spoil. However, TSs have to be frozen. If they're left out for 12+ hours, they will not be edible. (Well, they'll be edible but you'll be eating it at your own risk.)
4. PTs have frostings, messages printed on them, limited edition flavors and even... *drum roll* whole grain! That is so gross. I'd never eat a whole grain PT. Anyways, TSs don't have those awesome things! So PWNAGE again!
5. This is the one good thing that TSs have over PTs: TSs are flaky while PTs are crunchy. See... flaky foods are cooler. I've just always loved flaky foods. :)

PS: This has to be the randomest post I have ever written on this blog. And I have written a lot of random things.

"I often start the day with a hearty Kellogg's strawberry Pop-Tart, which has according to the label, a riboflavin rating of 10 percent. I assume this means that 10 percent of the Pop-Tart is riboflavin. Maybe it's the red stuff in the middle. Anyway, I'm hoping riboflavin is a good thing; if it turns out that it's a bad thing, like 'riboflavin' is the Latin world for 'cockroach pus,' then I am definitely in trouble."

-Dave Barry, humorist.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Sex-Ed Class: Good or Bad?

Have you ever been in a sex-ed class? I have, and I love it. Not in the perverted way, but I like to learn about sexual things. Because, I know that if I never had a sex-ed class, I'd never know about STDs and pregnancy and condoms. unless your parents are the type who talk to you about things like that all the time. Mine aren't. So, I basically wouldn't know anything. Some kids become embarrassed. I don't see why. You're going to have sex someday so obviously you have to know about the benifits and the consequences. Some parents don't allow their children to take the class. I don't see why. After all, how will the kid know anything? Shouldn't they have the right to know? I think yes. Parents don't want to have a son/daughter who has every STD known to man and thirty kids. (wow.)
-Jodie

"Give it to your wife. It's her job." BS.

You know all those false sayings that you hear on TV and in books and even spewing out of peoples' donut holes? (Ha. Donut holes.) Well, they're all major BS, and quite annoying.
-Like, one is "It's not rape if you enjoy it." YES IT IS, YOU MUSHROOM! How is it now rape if you enjoy it?! Like, it's basically saying, "No, I don't want you to have sex with me but since it feels good, I can't press charges." WTF?! That. Is. BS!
-Another idiotic saying is "Boys don't cry." YES THEY DO, MULTIPLE CELL ORGANISMS! Of course the do! Hellooooooo! Don't males have eyes? Are they extremely dry? (Well, I don't know about this one, but there is a fabby-fab-fabbity-fabulous invention called the eye drop.) Henceforth(I got this word from Romeo and Juliet. Love this word. Not the play.), they can cry. And there is nothing wrong with it. Crying helps you calm down and get out some stress. It's good to just let it all out.
-Girls can hit boys but boys can't hit girls. WHAT?! What idiot came up with that?! In my opinion, girls shouldn't be hitting boys and boys shouldn't be hitting girls. And if a girl hits a boy, why can't the boy hit her back? Not that I'm for fighting and stuff, but the boy has to be motionless while he gets beaten up? That's not right!
-Men are stronger than women. Wait a minute. Hold up. This is the most sexist one of all. How can a gender determine your strength?! There are some women who are in weight lifting and all those things. So, women are proven to be JUST as strong as men. They just have to work at it, just like men have to.
-"Give it to your wife. It's her job." NO IT'S NOT! Is she getting paid?! NO! So, how is it her job? Your wife's only job is to be a mother to her kids and a wife to her husband. That's her only job. Everything else she does, she does because she wants to help out. It shouldn't be only the wife cooking and cleaning. The husband should know how to cook and clean as well. What if the wife is sick one day? What will the husband do? Make his kids and himself starve and watch mold grow everywhere? I think not!
-Jodie

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

In The News by Juan Bernal *Guest Post*

In The News
    The Author Himself
    Juan Bernal.
  • The "dislike" button. We all want one, but Facebook just won't give us one! There are a lot of pages on Facebook that have those fake advertisements stating, "Click here to get the dislike button!," but they never really work. There are even petition-like pages where people say that they are so and so people strong for a dislike button, but, really, how is that going to get you a dislike button? I myself have actually clicked on one of those dumb little pages simply because I would want one too. Think of all of the drama and laughter it would cause! Sadly what most people don't know is that if you have ever clicked on one of those "click to install here" links, the application is secretly posting that link without you knowing so that other people can get caught in the scam. Check out a full story on this issue here. Or click here if you want to add the dislike button. Just kidding, it's an example of one of those fake pages.
  • Gay marriage and the right for gay couples to adopt a child. It's a popular topic in today's society and one that is undergoing constant bashing and various speculation. So, should gay people be allowed to marry just like a regular man and woman do? Should they be allowed to support a child through a different environment, in this case, having no mother or father figure present?
    Humans have always married man and woman, but when people start to think about same-sex marriage a vast amount of them feel that it's not right or that it sets a bad example for kids. One of the most notable criticisms towards gay people is that people say they are "sick," that they are mentally impaired and have no idea what they are doing, but how is someone "sick" simply because they have opposing views as you? Here is where religion comes into the equation. When opponents towards same-sex marriage talk about gays they often bring up God or what the Bible has to say about marriage and that it should always be between a man and a woman. However, take away the element of religion and what happens? Where do you base your opinions from? Those around you? The world is changing, but people just can't see a way through opposing ideologies and beliefs; they choose to ignore what they themselves do not believe in simply because it plays little or no importance in their life.
    How do two people of the same-sex getting married make your life any worse or any better? Just like you choose to be a firefighter, a soldier in the army, or a work at home parent, people that want to be married with the same sex have the right to do what they want to do. It's their business; why make your life any more difficult over that? They feel the need to be legally bounded and what drives it is their love for one another. Love is what drives us and controls us in situations such as these when we are presented with someone very special in our lives. Going back to the adoption issue, if a child needs a caring, loving figure in their life, why not let them have it?  Because they may grow up to be gay too? Think about this then, what makes a child, one that does not have any gay figure in their life, gay? Not their parents.
    Here's something that really caught my eye. Everyone knows that this debate is being fought in court. Court has people both for and against the topic of discussion right? But what happens when the people against it cannot show sufficient evidence for their claim? I found this on CNN.com:
    "Here's the kind of "evidence" gay marriage opponents offered at trial: Homosexuals are 12 times more likely to molest children, their witness argued, and allowing same-sex marriage would cause states "to fall into Satan's hands." The witness' source of information? "The Internet.""
    **This is a fabby-fab-fabulous post by Juan Bernal. Please check out his blog follow him.  Pretty, pretty please? Yay! THANKS, GUYS!! Mwahhz! :D Oh and he has a poll I would suggest you respond to. Thanks, people! (From Jodie) The link to his profile is: http://www.blogger.com/profile/05559774265520458328 and to his blog is: http://aliveandabsolute.blogspot.com/ Check them out!!!**

Anyone Want to be a Guest Poster?

Hey, people! I was wondering if anyone wanted to be a guest poster? Like, I will post something you wrote onto my blog. :) It could help with your traffic so why not do it? :D All you have to do is email me the post you want on my blog(my contact info is on my Contact Me page)
However, I have some things that the post must have. First of all, it has to be something people will want to respond to. Nothing random like "I like cheese." No. It also has to be a medium length. I don't enjoy reading extremely long posts so, I don't want my readers to have to either.
So, if I like your post, I'm going to respond to you through email, and tell you. Then, I will copy paste onto here. :) Oh, and i will say who wrote it and the link of your blog. Also, if you have a picture of you you would like me to put in the post, give me the link and I'll put it.
PS: I will edit the post a bit. if I see fit to.
PPS: You can choose the font you want the post in, and the color(if it goes with my template) and even the size. :)

Bikini Waxing: Hitler's Moustache in Your Undies.

Okay, so this is an older post, but I'm writing it differently. :)
So, I know lots of women/girls/baby girls(is that possible?!) like to shave down there. I suppose it's good to do if you're planning to go swimming. Seeing as you don't want hair sticking out and showing around the line of your undies, right? Riiiiighhhht? Okay, good. You scared me there. Anyways... most people wax down there. However, if you think about it, isn't it kind of... odd? After all, it's Hitler's moustache in your underpants. Not some normal person's moustache, like say... your dad or something(if they wear moustaches) but HITLER. The devil's helper himself. O.o I guess you shouldn't allow that man to ruin your vacation to the beach... but... keep i mind, that you are wearing a piece of Hitler on you. No, I'm kidding. You're just wearing his moustache. Which is even worse.
-Jodie

PS: I usually put pictures with my posts. But, I can't do it with this one because of the nature of this post. BTW, if you'd like to see the original post, I made it in June so just go see all my posts from June. :)

Monday, August 23, 2010

Virtual Chatrooms: Safe or a DisneyLand for Predators?


I love virtual chatrooms. I will have to admit. They're just so cool! Instead of a normal chatroom where all you do is type to people, you can dress up and walk around! How can you resist the chance to meet people from other countries or even your own? Or, how can you resist the chance to meet rapists and serial killers?! That's the funnest part to me.  :) No... I'm kidding. Anyways... yeah... so! My topic of this moment is on chatooms.
So, there are good things about chatrooms of course. Or they'd be very low in population. Which is clearly not the case. There are very good ones. Like Habbo and Meez(Meez has to be my fave.) So, they aren't all that bad. Even if you don't look like you avatar, it doesn't matter! Because you can look like whoever you want to look like.
The bad things about chatrooms, are the people on them. You could go onto a chatroom for people... 13-18 yeas old. And you would still find forty year olds and even fifty. I always get so annoyed at this because there is IMVU for 18 and up. I find it so unfair how adults think they can just get everything. Of course, that isn't the point, the point is that it's wrong. It's wrong and disgusting for people of those ages to be in teen chatrooms. Clearly, they are pedos. :/
-Jodie-Ann

PS: I am now in Canada. My internet is working here surprisingly so... yay! :D
PPS: If you have a Meez, add me: PinkLover95
PPPS: :D

Quote of the day:

"What pedophiles and people who have sexual desires on children lose sight of to a terrible, terrible degree - a devastating degree - is that their victims are real people who will suffer forever whatever abuses are perpetrated on them."

-Jock Sturges

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Cannibalism: Disgusting or a Different Way of Life?


So, I know that most of you know what Cannibalism is. Right? Yes? Okay, good. Because I was about to be like WHAT?! YOU DON'T?! But then that would have probably been mean and... you guys probably would have been offended, right? Yes? Okay, never mind... That's not important. Anyways, my topic at the moment is about Cannibalism. Is it disgusting? Or simply a different way of life that should be appreciated the same way as everything else?
See, cannibalism is basically when a human being eats other humans. Sounds gross in my opinion, but I kind of... don't think about it much. I don't think about it too much because I know that everyone is different. If someone likes eating meat, they like eating meat. If someone likes eating NO meat and just veggies(OMG how do they survive?! I need meat!) then that's okay as well. So, if someone likes eating humans... then why can't that be okay too? Well, as long as the human is dead and probably cooked...(ew...) then I suppose it should be alright. If the person who died is okay with being eaten by another human.
However, I saw somewhere that there are side affects. Like it could make you go crazy because of a chemical in the human flesh or something like that. I'm not sure if there are any more but that's not really important anyways. Who am I kidding? That's the most important part. But anyways... I think it's gross and also a different way of life. Lolz. What do you guys think?
-Jodie-Ann

Drinking Mouthwash: Deadly or a way to get Drunk?


I was watching Oprah recently, and I saw this episode where theses people had addiction problems. Like this guy was addicted to eating, this man was a cocaine and heroin addict and a woman was an alcoholic. This is where I learned something new. See, the woman was drink alcohol(obviously) to get drunk. However, she was also drinking mouthwash! Yeah! Mouthwash! Can you believe it?! I was like OMGWTF?!
I have read the WARNING section on the back of the bottles. It says to call poison control immediately. So then how is this woman guzzling mouthwash like her life depends on it and still alive and well?! Okay maybe she's not well but still! I freak myself out all the time worrying what would happen to me if I swallow even the slightest amount of mouth wash. Clearly I had no reason to worry. Argghh. That highly annoys me. Worrying myself for no reason. Anyways, I wonder how strong it is? Like if it gets you really drunk? Maybe it does. Who knows but the people who drink it? I don't think I'd ever try it. Lol. It just seems too risky.
-Jodie

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Prank Calls: Wrong or Absolutely Hilarious?



In my opinion, prank calls are hilarious. However, some people hate them and think it's immoral. I love them! Maybe not if I was getting prank called, but I love to see them being done. (Horrible, I know. But how can you resist?!)
I've recently started watching prank call videos on Youtube. I watch the videos by MrOwnagePranks and (their recent account)OwnagePranks. The prank calls are HILARIOUS! Also, they put subtitles so it makes it even funnier. And this guy can do the awesomest accents. Sooooo funny. Especially when he gets sweared at. I LOL every time. But, let's think of the morality of this. Is it wrong to call someone and relentlessly harrass them? I suppose it is, but to the enjoyment of humans. (And maybe animals. Who knows?) So, I guess it isn't so bad. But... it is still kind of wrong. Because the person is being basically bullied through the phone. It may make us, humans laugh(or anymals/plants etc.), but it's wrong. Sadly. I will still watch it though. LOL! It really is funny. I suggest you watch them too. :)
-Jodie

Quote of the day:

"Movies are like magic tricks."

Jeff Bridges

50 Followers!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I got 50 followers!! OMG. Thanks so much everyone! But anyways... I'm going back to Canada now so... yeah... :( Sad, I know. I had fun in the USA. Hehe. Lol. Anyways... I'm sorry I haven't been blogging much. I have to definately write more often so, I shall try. I got internet in Canada, so I'll make sure to talk to you guys more often. I'm just so busy.... anyways, thanks again, guys. Byeee!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Should Race Make A Differenc In Romance?

Okay, so my question is whether race should make a difference in romance. I think not. Because we're all the same, aren't we? We're all on his Earth together. Working together to make it in this life. So, why should race be a problem?
I understand that some parents want their children to marry/date their same culture. So, that has nothing to do with race. Right? Culture is very different from race. Look it up in the dictionary and you'll see. The title of this post makes no sense. You know why? It's because we're all the same race! The Human Race! Therefore, we don't have a choice in which race we marry. Unless you marry a dog. Which I highly doubt anyone would do. BTW... I heard a story once where this woman had sex with a horse and died. O.o
-Jodie

Quote of the day is:

"We are all the same race: The Human Race."
-(can't remember who this is from..)

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Incredibly True Adventure Of Two Girls In Love: Watch it. I dare you.


OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! ...OMG!!! :O Best movie ever. Seriously amazing!!! :O I just finished watching it and... lord have mercy. I was laughing and screaming and freaking out and... almost every reaction you can think of.
(No spoilers, don't worry) It's about these two girls, Randy and Evie who fall in love. Randy's family chides her about it, because she's failing school and Evie loses her friends. But, despite all that, they still love each other. BTW, Great kissing scenes and a sex scene: AWESOME! :O I love this movie sooooo much. I definitely recommend it. It's hilarious and soo suspenseful(because of secrets, I won't get into any detail for fear of spoiling it). Awesome movie... 5/5. I have no critiques. Plus, in the movie Laurel Holloman is Randy, the butch lesbian. She puts on this character that is just so... manly and also so sexy. I'm not exactly sure which way I swing, but... I thought she was great. She totally took on the macho persona, yet slightly feminine. The romance is great too. Very sweet and believable. Plus, sooooo funny (did I already mention that?) Anyways, watch it. Seriously. Watch it.
-Jodie

Lurrrrrve this pic. <3

Seeing if this works...

Well, I know that I can go on my hotmail inbox at school, so, I was thinking that I can put posts onto the blog at school. If this works. :) Let's see... (This is being sent through my email)
Jodie-Ann<3
http://www.musingsbyjodie.blogspot.com/

2 Minutes later:

OMG! It works!! :O So I can post stuff on the weekdays, if I have time to go to the computer lab at school. :} Yay! :D

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Bye bye, blogging. :(

I'm very sorry to say that after next weekend, I will no longer be blogging. The reason is that I'm in the USA right now with my uncle who has Internet. Back at my house in Canada, I don't have Internet. I don't know what's wrong with it. It's just disconnected. I'll tell you guys the problem now, maybe one you guys can help me.
So, my network is called RichardAndFam (Richard is my dad's name). Anyways, everything is connected (the plugs and whatever), but no Internet. The modem has a light beside the word "online", so it's online and connected to the Internet(apparently). However, we have no Internet. We have my sister's laptop, my brother's PS3 and my desktop connected to my step mom's desktop. My sister says that she is not connected to RichardAndFam anymore, but to something called Linksys. Or some other name, can't remember. Anyways, none of us have Internet. I don't understand because the modem says we're online. And the computers are connected to it, so it makes no sense!
This happened before too. The Internet just disconnected but the modem said we were online. But, the last time this happened, RichardAndFam never just disappeared. Also, it lasted like a few weeks or month. I can't remember, but I want to get it fixed before I go back so that I can get to keep blogging, and in general go on the Internet.  Please help me. :( I really love blogging.
-Jodie

quote of the day:

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." ~Penn Jillett

Online Dating: Possible?



You guys know how you see people joining online dating websites? Like... eHarmony, Match, etc. I wonder if they actually work for people. I saw a couple on the Greg Mathis courtroom show who had met on a dating website. The only problem is... that they were suing each other(LOL!).
I'd really like to know if it's possible to meet someone online, fall in love and actually spend your life with that person. I'm really curious about that because the person on the Internet could write just about anything on his/her profile to make it look good. And imagine it's actually an old woman/man? What happens when you go and meet them? It's a waste of your time! A complete and total waste.
However, you can also go on a dating website and actually meet someone you want to stay with forever. Anything is possible. Just, if you're on a dating website, PLEASE put your correct info and your OWN picture. Seriously. Would you like to go meet someone just to find out they're more wrinkled than a prune? I think not. (No offense to old people of course) So, I suggest that you write a proper bio for your profiles. Because you never know when the tables are turned on you. It certainly won't be jolly.
You can even find your own reliligion and background! I saw something on TV once that said you could look for Jewish singles near you. I was like "wow they do this?! LOL!"
-Jodie-Ann

Monday, August 9, 2010

Hmm? What's That? Oh! It's a SKELT!

You guys ever seen those women/girls walking down the street in EXTREMELY short skirts? You know.... the micro minies or whatever. Not just a miniskirt, but a MICROminiskirt. You know what I call those things? Those horrible, disastrous, disgusting peices of fabric? I call them skelts. You know why? Because it's a mixture of a belt and a skirt. Therefore, it's a skelt. (I was watching Hope And Faith and heard Faith say it. I LOLed.) 
Some councils are even banning miniskirts!! :O I like miniskirts though. Just hate microminies. They reveal wayy too much. Ha. I suppose some people like revealing so much. But... ugh. Gross. Sure you may be very sexy and very attractive and whatnot, but you're also seen as cheap. As "easy". So, ladies, think about what you wear beFORE you wear it. Because what you wear is a reflection of your personality.
-Jodie

Teens And Love: Possible?


I was watching Steve Wilkos this morning, and I saw his daily question thingy-majiggy. The question was: Can teenagers love? He's basically asking whether teens know what love is or how to love someone.
Of COURSE teens can love! What kind of question is that?! I know some people say that teens don't know what love is, therefore, we don't love anyone. BS. Because if a child can love a parent, why can't a teen love their lover? A teen is clearly older than a child! Obviously we're capable of loving people. (What are we? Cold-hearted robots? I think not, Stevie Wonder.) Anyway, I think we CAN love.
However, some teens do NOT know what love is. Some confuse it with sex. It's mostly the females that think that. They say: "Oh, he loves me because we made LOVE last night." Pffft. Sure, whatever. Making love is not love. It's the action of two bodies melding together in a very awkward way yet somehow pleasurable(I wouldn't know). I just read very often so I know and.... whatever anyway. Off topic. When I start talking about books, beware because I don't stop. Anyways... that's what I think. What about you guys?
-Jodie-Ann

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Hilariously Stupid Pick-up Lines :D

Okay, so here are the 10 hiariously stupid pick-up lines. Enjoy!

1.That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.(LOL!!)
2.That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

3. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?(Wow)
4.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?(LMAO.)
5.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
6.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?(ROFL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
7.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?(Oh wow, this is just stupid! LOL!)
8.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... (FAIL.)
9.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. (LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
10. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. (LMAO. OMG OMG.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)

Hilarious. LOL! My fave is number 10. Made me laugh like crazy!! For more hilarious ones, check out this link:
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/miscellaneous41_html.htm

-Jodie. *warning* DO NOT USE THESE!!

Quote of the day:

"For you see, each day I love you more

Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow."
~Rosemonde Gerard

Saturday's Interesting Facts

Sorry, guys! Yesterday I was out the whole day, so I wasn't able to put on the interesting facts. (I went to a party and was forced to dance. However, I was way too shy, so I just stood there and swayed awkwardly from side to side. :/ Yay me. I'm a true dancer.) So anyways here goes the ten interesting facts:
1.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

2.More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

3.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. (WTF?! OMG.)
4.If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. (O.M.G.)
5.If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out. (I LOLed at this. LMAO.)
6.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. (ew. that's nasty)
7.Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. (LOL. Really? *tries to lick elbow* grr. It's hard.)
8.A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water. If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty. If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die. (Oh m gosh. I NEED WATER!)
9.Hot water is heavier than cold. (Seriously? I'm never holding hot water again. Too lazy.)
10.Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat. (Lucky.)

There are more at:
http://www.bootstrike.com/LaughterHell/Misc/miscs13.html

There are 193. Check em out.
-Jodie

Saturday, August 7, 2010

People Proven Wrong On Maury: Making A Fool Of Themselves. SMH.

You ever watch Maury? I watch it very often. And, I see sooo many people go on saying "You're my baby daddy!" and then, good ol' Maury reads the results and BAM. They ain't the baby daddy(haha, I amuse myself sometimes). I just look at the TV screen and laugh. I know, I know. It's mean, but I really don't care. I sometimes wonder if the people proven wrong on Maury are going on purpose. Just to get their seat in the limelight. But whatever it is, those people make complete and utter fool of themselves.
First of all, if you are going to see whether a child is yours or not, obviously CHECK IT BEFORE YOU GO ON THE SHOW! If not, you make yourself look like a donut everyone got a chance to take a bite of. O.o That's just stupid to put yourself on TV like that.
Second of all, I really hate it when the women are soooooooo sure that the man is their baby's father. Like they say "Oh, Maury, I'm ONE THOUSAND percent sure he's the father." Yeah. Right. More like NEGATIVE one thousand percent sure. Now, don't get me wrong, I love the Maury show. It's just that the people on it do and say the stupidest things that completely baffle me. I mean, I really don't get it. Why in the world would you put yourself in that position?!
-Jodie

The quote of the day is:

"You are NOT the father." -Maury

Teehee.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Secretly Dating Your Teacher: Illegal But Done Anyway.




I have read so many books and watched so many movies where a student is dating their teacher. At the end, authorities always find out and the teacher is fired. Hmmm... I kind of see where it's wrong to date your teacher, but mostly the teacher is very young. Like in late twenties and the student is a teen. So... it's usually just like a ten year difference. I sort of agree with the fact that it's wrong. Because it's kind of... inappropriate. Seeing as it's the teacher's job to make a professional judgement on the student's grade. How in the world will the teacher be able to grade the student properly? Won't they not want to fail the student? The love for the student might make the teacher unable to give him/her the correct grade.
However, I also think it's kind of... okay. I don't think it's horrible, I just think that it's not recommended. Because if two people really love each other, what's to stop them from being together? Love is an unstoppable force, and it shouldn't be meddled with. So, what if the teacher gets fired? He/she can find a different job can't they?
Oh, and also, I heard that it's considered abuse. WTF?! No it's not. It's not abuse, because hat makes no sense. If the student LIKED it, then how in the WORLD is it abuse?! Abuse would be if the student said they didn't want it and it was clear. THAT is abuse. :/Some people should just mind their own business and let lovers be. O.o Well, that's my opinion. How about you guys?
-Jodie

But I'm A Cheerleader(1999): Great Movie



I've recently begun to watch lots of movies. I watched the movie But I'm A Cheerleader a few weeks ago, and it was really good!!! :D It has a great soundtrack and the plot is great. It's about this girl who... doesn't know that she is attracted to other girls. She's a cheerleader and has a boyfriend but hats kissing him. Her homophobic family becomes very nervous and they send her to True Directions, a place to "cure" you of gayness. (Is gayness a word?) Anyways, at TD, she meets another girl who she falls in love with and... yeah... just watch it. Amazing movie. (: <3 Also, did I mention an awesome soundtrack? Oh, and the movie is SO funny! I LOLed alot. I reccomend it for people who like romantic comedies, but more comedy than romance.
-Jodie

BTW, if you want to watch it online for free, go to http://www.ovguide.com/ and type the movie in in the search part. Then, you will see all the different websites that you can watch it on. Enjoy!
PS: When you finish watching it, tell me about it. I wnt to know what you thought of it.

The End Of Internet?

Hello, people. Do you all know what an IP Adress is? Okay, if you don't, it's basically an... ID for your computer. Each computer has one. So, if you're on here right now reading this, you have one. (: So, anyway, I saw somewhere that apparently(and good lord this blew my mind)... we only have less than one million of them left. And we have lots of people in this world. We are running out of IP Adresses! OMG! That means NO MORE COMPUTERS! :O ZOMG.
Some may say that it's evolution having to restart itself, but I say that it's the end of the world as we know it. How will we survive without computers? I suppose we can go on like people did before computers came along and... OMG. We're doomed. Hopefully, they can figure out a different way to give the computers IDs. Hopefully. And I'm really full of hope about this. D: My gosh. I'm horrified. I. Need. Computers.
-Jodie

Quote of the day:

"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."
~Author Unknown

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

First Pic Taken On Cam

First pic taken on cam. I edited it with http://www.picnik.com/. Great site to edit pics. Try it out... BTW... isn't the smiley face just adorable?? XD

Quote of the day is:

"It's weird that photographers spend years or even a whole lifetime, trying to capture moments that added together, don't even amount to a couple of hours". ~James Lalropui Keivom

I Got A Digital Camera!! :D

I finally got a digital camera!! :D I took some pictures. So, I'm just going to edit them a bit (brighten, darken, etc.) and I'm going to put them on. I've finally made the legendary "Mirror Picture" so... yay! And... yeah. Lolz. Tomorrow I'm going shopping. Finally going to do something really fun. BTW... what does FTW mean? I see everyone using it but I really don't get it. :S
-Jodie

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Good Looking Teachers: Painful Much?

Hello, people. Are any of you readers teens? Even if you aren't, I'm sure you can remember your school days. I'm 14 so I'm still in school. In the ninth grade, going to tenth in September. Anyways, did any of you guys have great looking teachers? I have had two. One last year, and one this year. The one from last year, was my math teacher. He is soooo good looking. Serously. He just has those nice good guy looks. And a great sense of humour. He's like in his early thirties. I remember once, this girl asked him if he was single. LOL. Funny stuff. I remember we used to ogle him all class. Good times... good times.
The teacher this year is a very good looking Italian teacher. All the female students think he's really handsome. :) Like my math teacher from last year. Some students would go out their way just to walk by him. Hilarious. He's okay to me. I think that my ex-math teacher(haha. ex-math teacher.) was better looking. Also, he dressed really well. Like slacks and a buttoned up shirt tucked in... it sounds bad but looked good.
Oh! And I once saw my vice principal in jeans. He's a male. He actually looked really good in jeans. I only saw him in them once. And that was because it was denim day for breast cancer.
My principal is kind of... special. He has a really cool motorcycle that he rides on all the time. I don't think he even has a car. Just his nice, shiny motorcycle. According to him, he's "too cool for school." Sure.
Another cool teacher I have is my science teacher from last year. She was pretty cool. Really strict. I remember she once kicked me out of her class because I accidentally threw a pen at my friend Chris. Good times... Oh! Another teacher I had was my French teacher last year. He always smelled like garlic. And his classroom smelled horrible. It was his breath that was making the room smell like that. He had like five bottles of Listerine in his closet in the class. LOL. He drinks it before and after each class I think. But I don't think it made a difference.
So those were my weird teachers and good looking ones. Any of you guys got teachers like me?
-Jodie

Quote of the day is:

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
— Louis-Hector Berlioz

:(

Well, I was supposed to go and see Eclipse today. But... I'm not. Which is so depressing. I'm not going because I was supposed to go with my uncle but now he doesn't want to go because the only theatre that's showing it now is across some bridge that he doesn't feel like driving across. This really annoys me. It's so unfair. It's only because I'm on stupid vacation. I'm beginning to think that this vacation is no vacation at all. I can't even go and see a movie. I'm so dissappointed. He was like "we're not going to do the movie thing again." All I could say was okay. What else could I say? If I was in Canada (where I live), I could have just taken a bus by myself. I really wanted to go see it. I'm a huge fan of Edward and I wanted to see him.
I'm really starting to not care about things like I used to. I'm just... giving up on life. I don't know... it's just pointless. What you want to happen never actually happens. Your dreams rarely come true. I just wish that I could skip my teen years and go straight to being an adult. Because I know that if I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want to do. This is so depressing. I sometimes wish I could just not have to deal with anything. I hate my life, and I sometimes hate myself. I think I'm too awkward and... just not what I want to be. But I guess that you can't always be what you want to be. :(
-Jodie

Do I Suffer From Anxiety?

Hello, people. I. AM. FREAKING.OUT!! :O I don't know what to do. I lost my glasses case. I know, stupid reason. So, I got up, turned on the light and looked around my room for like half an hour, while I begged to God to help me find it. Then, I went out of my room and searched in the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom etc. DID. NOT. FIND. IT. I'm freaking out!!! I wonder if I suffer from anxiety?! I wasn't able to breathe before. Seriously. And all because I lost my stupid glasses case. It's embarrassing to admit this, actually. But I need help! Please!! I don't know what to do! I know I'm just going to tell my uncle when I wake up in the morning (if I even fall asleep) and he's going to take me to WalMart or something, BUT I'M FREAKING OUT NOW! Ohmygosh. Someone help me. Anyone know how to calm someone down??
-Jodie
PS: This happens all the time. I freak out over something that's not even important. It's really annoying because I REALLY do freak out. And this is a glasses case. Come on. Why am I freaking out over that?!

It's 2:55 AM. I'm going to try and sleep now. Good night, people. I'm still freaking out but I'm a little calmer. I know that it's going to take me a really long time to fall asleep because I don't know where my case is but... I'm really going to try. I worry too much, but I have no idea how to stop. I NEED TO FIND MY CASE!!! OMG.
Well... going to sleep now... it's 2:58 AM. Good lord. I'm not going to fall asleep am I? I guess I should just get off the computer. Maybe that will help me sleep. So... good night again. And... yeah... I'm going to worry all night. Sigh. 2:59 now... Hmm... okay, I'll try and sleep now for real. Good night.
OHMYGOSH WHERE IS IT?! :/ Okay, okay. G'night.
PS: It's 3:00 AM now.

Yeah... it's 3:36 AM now... I took an anxiety test and got 89% out of 100. That's really bad... Anyways, I'm coming off now. Seriously. Now. Wish me luck with sleeping.

Gay Rights: Thumbs Up

Anyone here into Gay Rights? I am. I'm not gay. Well... hmmm... I can't say if I am gay or not. I'm only 14 and haven't experienced anything yet, so I won't say if I'm a lesbian, bisexual or straight yet. But, I still talk about it alot.
Some people hate gay rights and are really against it. Like... they think it's a sin. Or it's immoral. Immoral ma fesse! (my but in french) What is so wrong with two people being together because they love eachother? I see absolutely nothing wrong with that. Shouldn't love be free? For everyone? Even if it's between a two women or two men?
I believe that everyone in this world has the right to love who they want. I really do. So, if you're gay and looking for... I guess social networking sites, here are a few I found when I was helping people on yahoo answers (LOL. Love Yahoo answers!)
http://www.thegyc.com/ (site for gay teens)
http://www.pinksofa.com/ (lesbian site for 18 and up)
http://www.gay.com/ (18 and up site for gay men)

Be yourself!! :D Everyone is unique and it's pkay to be homosexual. (In my opinion)  Oh and here ARE the quoteS of the day:

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" ~Ernest Gaines
"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight." ~Barry Goldwater
"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street
"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." ~Sam Austin

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Stereotypes: We shouldn't use them but we all do anyway.

Stereotypes are all over. Why? Just because us, humans, always have to link something to something else to sort of... understand it better. Like the stereotype for Canadians. Apparently we say "eh" very often. I've never said "eh" in my life! And I'm a Canadian. Plus, I've never even heard someone say "eh". Just one of my guy BFFs who says "eh" when he didn't hear what you said. He says it instead of "what?" or "what did you say", etc.
Another stereotype is that Asian people mostly do nails. Hmm... I'm not sure if that's true. I hate to admit it, but I've seen soo many Asians doing nails. I dunno... it's weird. Another one about Asian people is that they're all Chinese. Like, when someone looks at them it's like "Oh, a Chinese person." How do people know that?! The person could be Japanese, Vietnamese, etc. Not just Chinese.
Another stereotype is that Asian people and Brown people are both really smart. Sure, some of both natialities are smart, but they aren't the smartest ones around. There are lots of smart Caucasian people and lots of smart African American people. Am I wrong?
Another one(and this one I hate the most) is that Jewish people are cheap. So, people throw pennies at them sometimes. I hate hearing and especially seeing that. It's horrible. Absolutely horrible. The people who do that are total morons, and THEY deserve to have pennies thrown at them. See how those beep!ers feel.
-Jodie
Do you guys have anymore stereotypes? Lemme know. :)

Quote of the day is:

"All stereotypes turn out to be true. This is a horrifying thing about life. All those things you fought against as a youth: you begin to realize they're stereotypes because they're true."

-David Cronenberg

People Who Have Nothing Good To Say Should Do One Thing: Zip It. {A Rant}

I seriously hate people who have only bad things to say and talk anyway. Its really annoys me. Because I speak my mind, if I don't agree with something I'll talk back. However, if I don't like something, I'm not going to say anything to hurt the person's feelings. Thats's just really mean. So, I just don't say anything. Some people don't care at all. In fact, some even have the nerve to call their idiotic ramblings ADVICE. Advice! What?! Advice is never insulting. That's the whole point of advice!
Like, I was on Blogger Help in the forums. This guy says that I shouldn't have auto play music on my blog. Because "Blogger is not Myspace". WTH?! What does Myspace have to do with Blogger? Music doesn't have to only be on Myspace. I have the right to put music wherever I feel like putting it. On a blog s a great idea of where to put music. You can listen to it while you read. Or, if you don't WANT to listen to music, take it off! My God! The crazy people in this world today. The iPod can be paused! Or, you could always press the mute button on your computer. Or, an even better idea, how about you just gtfo my blog? Genius you clearly are not. Then, you know what he had the nerve to say? He said that he shouldn't have botherered giving advice to an ignorant and stubborn teenager. As if to say I'm ignorant and stubborn in the first place. And secondly, as if to say all teenagers are ignorant and stubborn. He should have just kept theat mouth of his shut, because only crap is coming out of it.
-Jodie
Now I don't even know if I should actually take off my music or not. :/ What I'm going to do is: I'm going to take off my music for four days, and see if I get more than 16 followers in that time. If I do, then that means he was right and music makes readers go away. If I don't, then he was wrong, and music doesn't even make a difference.

Hilarious And Incredibly Stupid Pick Up Lines On Women! LOL!

Okay, so last week, I was looking up pickup lines, and these were the ones that made me laugh like crazy. Enjoy ;)
WARNING: DO NOT EVER USE THESE!! Or, you'd probably get knocked out by a lady's purse.
1. The body is made up of 90% water, and I'm thirsty.
2. Your mom was pretty good so I figured you would be too.
3. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4. Excuse me. I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
5. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

6. I like every bone in your body especially mine.
7. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
8. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.(ROFL!)
9. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. (hahaha)
10. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

LOL! Those made me laugh. XD
-Jodie
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