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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Interesting, Yet Comepletely Pointless Facts!

I think I'm going to put 10 interesting facts on my blog every Saturday. This is my first Saturday Fact Time, so... here goes!

 "What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
 Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!"

Those facts were all from this link:
http://www.world-english.org/facts.htm

So go there for more. There's fifty there I think. I LOVE the one about Hitler. I LMAOed like crazy.
-Jodie

PS: I mean did you read it? LMAOOOOOO! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, how I dislike Hitler.
PPS: ROFL! HAHAHAHA!

Oh, and my quote of the day is:

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
-Jack Handey

Edward Cullen is"Hotter Than Potter"?



Remember when Harry Potter was all the talk in the box office? And EVERYONE was going crazy trying to get the books? I can barely even remember that time. Because now that Twilight has come out, Harry Potter has just been pushed aside, burried in the dirt. J.K. Rowling has gotten... dumped. Basically. Most people have moved on from witchcraft at Hogwarts to vamps and werewolves in Forks. It's... insane. I feel bad myself, because I used to be a very loyal, and devoted fan of Harry Potter. But since Twilight has come in and grabbed all the attention, Harry is lost in the wind. Now, instead of old women wanting to go after Harry, Edward is now getting hunted. Haha. Anyways, I wonder what this is doing to J.K. Rowling? She still has all her money I bet, but Stephanie Meyer is catching up.

PS: Didn't Malfoye get so... gross-looking? Ugh. He used to be so cute. Now he's just... ugh. No offense, Malfoye. I don't want you going after me with your spells like EXPELLIARMUS! (See? told you i used to be a huge fan) I want to stay alive.

It's Completely Nornal To Scream At An Electronic Device That Isn't Working... Right?

Okay, so I KNOW it's not just me who does this. Do you scream at electronic devices that don't work? I know I do, and pretty often. I sometimes threaten my computer to get it to work when it isn't. Like sometimes, it decides to go and shut down by itself. Haunted, I think yes. Anyways, it annoys me so I sometimes say "Computer... work or I will beat you up." Which technically makes no sense, because how do you beat up a computer? Well... I suppose you could like... punch it and kick it. But then that would cause it to not work even more. So instead of a half-functioning computer, you'll have a non-functioning computer just taking up space in your home. Besides, threatening to beat it up doesn't do anything. You have to threaten to throw it out the window. That's what I do all the time. It works. Mostly.
Also, I'm sure you've all yelled during the show The Price Is Right. How could you not? People make such stupid choices on that show. But, somehow, they turn out to be the right ones! I know... it's magic. Or it could just be because we're just wrong... nah. It's magic.
-Jodie

Google Took Away My Account! Grrrrrrrr.

I got my Google account taken away! Can you believe it?! They decided to take it away! I was like WTF. I was sooo pissed. I looked up help on google help and one guy told me to read this entire like page of info. I was like oh, no. I love reading but I'm not reading boring informative stuff. So I didn't read it. I just followed some steps. I sent Google a letter. In it, I was yelling at them. They deserved it, the poptarts. Then, I had to send something to my aunt's cell phone. It's basically a text that said a verification code on it. I then put in that code and I got my account back. I was like WTH?! They wasted my time for no reason. Stupid Google. They can just go to hell.
-Jodie

URGENT!! People who post self-made literature on the web!

DO NOT DO THAT! This is very important! DON'T DO THAT! Anything you post can be stolen! Unless it's copyrighted, if it's not, look how to copyright literature on the internet and get. It. Copyrighted! I'm pretty sure you don't want your stuff stolen. Contact me for more info! My email is on my contact me page if you'd rather sending it there. But, I take longer to answer on email than blog so write me stuff here! Unless it's really private.
-Jodie
PS: Treat your literature like they're your babies and protect them WITH YOUR LIFE!
PPS: Okay, maybe not with your life but you know what I mean.
PPPS:...Right?

Friday, July 30, 2010

The Twilight Saga: Loved Yet So Very Hated. {Team Edward all the way!}



I know that you ALL have heard of Twilight. How could you not? What with the Robstin Drama and Taylor Lautner lovers... It's almost impossible not to know about the series. The saga is very loved and hated.
Lots of people love Twilight. Maybe they love it because of the dark, sexy romance. Or maybe it's because of the extremely good looking actors. (How many of you ladies couldn't stop gawking at Taylor on screen?) Or maybe it's just because it's a good story. It's actually a genius plot. I mean, who would think of a forbidden romance between a human and a vampire? Also, a very creative cover for Twilight. The reason a person is holding an apple is because the apple is the forbidden fruit in Adam and Eve(a Christian story) and Twilight is about a forbidden love. Yeah, I thought it was cool too. Lol. Anyways, that's some of the reasons people like the saga.
Reasons people hate it is first of all: the romance in the MOVIES, not the books, is sooooo cheesy! Way too sappy. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like romance, it's my fave genre. But I would never want to see people doing the "I love you, no I love you, no i love YOU!..." routine. Bella and Edward don't actually do that, but it's close enough and I can't take that kissy kiss poop. It's just not realistic. Another reason is that it's just ridiculous! I cannot BELIEVE the amount of people who are fans. Even women in their forties and up! Sure, it's great to see something other than the bunch of of twelve year old girls screaming and breaking your eardrums. So the older women are sometimes a relief. But still completely ridiculous.
There are other good things and bad, and if you feel like complaining about it, comment. I don't mind reading your complaints. :)
PS: My quote of the day is:

"I’ll never forgive myself for leaving you. Not if I live a hundred thousand years."

Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 1, p.33

Absolutely love that quote. I, personally am a huge fan of the saga, I have been since it first came out in 07. Team Edward all the way!
-Jodie

Prostitution: Awesome or Disgusting?


Hey, Blogspot. Of course you've heard of the job of prostitution. Right? No? Wow... okay. Well... it's basically a job where you have sex with people for money. There are mostly women in this profession but men do it too. Anyways, some people will think that it's a good job, and others think it's bad. Here are the pros and cons for this job:
PROS
1. You get paid for doing something that is seen as pleasurable. (I wouldn't know LOL)
2. You set the price, so you can get as much as $100 or more in one night.

CONS
1. Your eggo can get preggo. I'd rather if men would leggo my eggo, not get it preggo. (HAHAHAHA.)
2. STDs and STIs. (Durr. That's what you would get for sleeping around. A condom might not provide perfect protection)
3. You can easily be raped and murdered. Seeing as you are going into a strange man's car. Your safety is always in jeopardy.
4. Your self esteem. If you're sleeping around with every man you see, you probably won't be very happy with yourself.

What do you think, Blogspot? Do you think you'd ever be a prostitute? If not, why? And if yes, why?? Also, if you find this job disgusting, tell me why. I'm interested in your opinions.
-Jodieee

I Can Be Found On Google!!

I really want this blog to grow and become really popular. So, i posted it to Google and Yahoo. Just now, i searched up "musingsbyjodie", and found my blog! It's awesome! I hope this will give me more traffic. Oh, and guys, do my poll, it expires on December 30 of this year(2010), so on the day it expires, I'm going to post the results. It's basically asking you what you would do if you encountered your favourite star. So, please check it out and vote!! I'm curious :D
-Jodie

Thursday, July 29, 2010

{A Rant} Sex Addicts: Faking or Truth?

Hey, Blogspot. Today I'm going to exercise my ranting muscle. Have you ever seen or heard in the news about some famous star who's in rehab because of a drug addiction problem? I have, and I've always thought it was incredibly stupid and BOGUS. However, now I'm beginning to change my position on this topic. I'm starting to believe it. I'm not sure if I've been brainwashed by the media, but I believe what they say. Sex Addiction exists. It's basically when you have sex(whatever kind of sex) and you have it constantly, because you simply. Cannot. Stop. So, now that I have... I suppose it's... changed, or grown; I start believing the disorder of sex addiction.
After all, sex is seen as a very pleasurable experience. So, what if you couldn't stop? Just like how drug addicts cannot stop taking drugs, why can't sex addicts stop having sex?
What do you think?
PS: My quote of the day is:

Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.

Author: Anonymous

-Jodie

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Today My Brain Almost Fell Out of My Ears.

Today I went to the Coney Island Boardwalk thingie. It was so AWESOME! Oh my gosh. I went on crazy coasters. One was called The Cyclone. It was INSANE. I was flying everywhere in my seat! Then, there was this other coaster... but I can't remember what it's called. But it was alot of fun. Basically, you're in fake tiny airplanes. You know the ones from Toy Story. Yeah, those. And you go spinning around and around and you swoop down and fly back up and... INSANE. I even went upside down! That's when my brain almost fell out of my ears. I went on loads of rides and it was soooo much fun! :D So, because of this experience, my quote of the day is:
“I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age when I was considered a little old to be on a kiddy ride. Absolutely terrified. Thought I was going to die.”
-Rachael Leigh
I have no clue who this woman is, and I can't really be bothered to look her up. But her quote amused me. :}

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Quote of the Day

I think I like quotes better than jokes. So, I'm going to start a quote of the day and not a joke of the day. :) So... because of my feeling of the day, this is the quote I am posting.:

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." ~Norm Papernick

This quote amused me for a while. :} Love it. By the way, I have no idea who Norm Papernick is. So, I'm going to look him up.

-2 MINUTES LATER-

...He's just a quote person. It's weird. I loked him up and just got all his quotes, but nothing about him. Odd, I think yes. Anyways, this is what he looks like:



Hehe.

This is How I'm Feeling Today...


No, I'm not high. :/ I'm happyy!! :D And I am happy because I am going to get my nails done soon. I think that I'm going to get them Frenched. Hmm? Good idea? I know, i thought it was awesome too. :]

This World: Insane.

     Have any of you ever realized the world we just happen to live in? I have, and I really wonder how we all survive in it at all. Maybe we only survive here because we were created to, therefore, this life has grown on us. But, I don't know... I think about the people who commit suicide and think "they couldn't deal with it". I guess some people have better lives than others but, I mean come on. Comitting suicide is a very drastic measure.
     The reason I'm pondering this, is because I'm reading a book called A Piece of Cake by Cupcake Brown. This book is really interesting. It's Cupcake Brown's memoir, and really, at first I doubted it was a memoir. It just seemed way too crazy to be true. She gets into just about everythingbad for you: prostitution, drugs, gangs(she was a part of the Crips), gang-banging... My goodness. It just seemed too... crazy to be true. I can't imagine this every happening to someone, but obviously, it did. Seeing as this is a memoir. I suggest you guys read that book. It's  a really good one. I have to warn you that it's very descriptive so... beware.
-Jodie

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Driving While Talking on Your Cellphone: STUPID.

Okay so this is a rant. I haven't ranted in a while, so pardon me if it's a little... dull. I haven't been excersing my writing muscle for a while. You know how you see in movies, people chatting away on their cell phones while driving? I find that so stupid. Apparently so does Oprah. After every episode, she's like "And no one drive and talk on your phones! It's STUPID(emphasis on the 'U' in stupid)! Make your car a no-phone zone." Haha clever, Oprah. The phone and zone rhymes. Anyways, i kind of agree with her. For one thing, driving and talking on your phone is a bad idea. How can you concentrate on the road while you're TALKING ON THE DANG PHONE?! Seriously... you have the rest of your life to talk on the phone, but not if you go and get into an accident. Therefore, wait a little. You can atleast wait until you stop the car to go and talk on the phone. If you really think about it, when the chellphone never existed, people waited until they got home to use the phone there. Or, they went to the person's house. So, do you need to be using your cellphone while you drive?? NO! So get off the phone and make Oprah proud.
-Jodie
here you can pledge yourself, i did!
http://www.oprah.com/questionaire/ipledge.html?id=4

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Technologically Filled Day

Today, i will have SO MUCH FUN! My uncle told me that my aunt has internet at her house. Plus, we have a phone that can call to Montreal(where i live). Therefore, i can talk with my friends. OH! For some reason, i've just remembered the weekly joke thing. No one is reading this blog anyway. So, does it really matter if i put a joke or not? So i won't bother putting one. Until i know that people are actually reading this. Anywayz, laterzzzzz. :D
-Jodie

In NYC!

Right now i'm in NYC. It's so awesome! I got here on Saturday, and since then, i've just been shopping with my family. It's so fun. And i've gotten a really cute pair of tight skinnies. So happy with them, because they are so gorgeous! Anyways, i haven't been on this blog for a while. Lolz. So, yeah... plus i lost a follower. :( I don't know why... that sucks. I was happy to get a second one. Maybe it's because i haven't been on for a while. I'm on my uncle's laptop right now. And i'm watching Jerry Springer which is HILARIOUS!!! ROFL!!Love Jerry Springer. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! XD Yeah... that was my IHeartJerry spaz. Don't worry, blogspot, won't happen again. I promise. Anywayz, laterz. I'm going to my aunt's house. My uncle is planning a party for Saturday, so he's starting to set everything up now. I know, early much?
Byeeeee!!
-Jodieeeee <3

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Steve Wilkos Show: Shocking Sexual Predator

Hey, blogspot! Today, i was watching The Steve Wilkos Show. It was an episode on sexual predators. There's this man named Samuel, he's about... 22 now i think. Anyways, when he was 13, he was sent to jail for four years. He was sent to jail because he apparently raped a 2 year old girl. See, he says that never happened.  On the show, he told Steve that he never raped the girl. The only thing he did, was that he became curious one day, spread her legs and looked and touched her private area. Well, i think that's totally wrong. But, he says " I was 13, 13 year olds get curious." Yeah, curious enough to touch a 2 year old girl where the sun don't shine?! That is gross! Anyways, that's besides the point.  His parents are of course not happy with him. Samuel is not in good terms with them anyways. He went to jail, even though he didn't do anything. When he was asked whether he raped the girl, he admitted to doing it. But, he claims that the only reason that he admitted to it, was because if he didn't, he would spend a life sentence in jail. However, if he pleaded guilty, he would only spend four years. So, that's what he did.
When Samuel got out of jail, he resumed his life as best as he could. He fell in love, got married... but he only told his wife that he was accused of raping a 2 year old girl and that he went to jail. He told her nothing of touching the girl's private parts. Samuel's mother ended up telling Samuel's wife's mom about everything. So, his wife found out, and is now furious because as she says, "a relationship is built on trust, if there's no trust, there's no relationship." So, now Samuel's getting punished for something he did nine years ago. Actually, something he got wrongfully accused of nine years ago. Te only reason he was accused of doing it, was because the girl told her mother "mommy, my peepee hurts". The mother asked why, the girl said Samuel did it. The girl was taken to a hospital, and it turns out that she had been penetrated.
What do you think of this whole thing?
-Jodie
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