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Friday, October 29, 2010

Menopause?

Jodie-Ann(01) awoke one night(02) feeling rather
hyper(03), and not only that, her butt(04) was
large(05) and touching her shoes(06). She
fanned her face(07), wiped the sweat from her
boob(08) and realized there was only one explanation.
She was only seven thousand(09) years old and she was facing
menopause. To be sure she could walk(10) she made her way to the
kitchen(11) and jumped on (the) table(12). Ah ha!
Just as she suspected, she was one million(13) pounds heavier
than the night before and there were hundreds of(14) new
wrinkles on her belly(15). Her emotions began to swing
crazily(16) from depressed(17) to even more depressed(18).
She needed (a) cheeseburger(19) ASAP! And where was the phone?
She had to call the laundromat(20) to do something about her
underwear(21). No answer! Blast!(22) she screamed
before falling on her dog(23) in a fit of tears.
Zero(24) minutes later she didn't remember a thing till
her eyes(25) began to cramp and a(n)
cheesy(26)-like chill made her nose(27) quiver.
Someone was going to pay for this and might as well be
the dog(28).

I got this from http://www.diva-girl-parties-and-stuff.com/menopause-mad-lib.html  and it's so awesome. Try it out and amuse yourself. :) Lool. Just switch my underlined words with yours. :D
-Jodie-Ann

2 run-on sentences.:

angela said...

MaddLibs?

Jodie-Ann said...

Yeah, MaddLibs amuses me. :3

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