Or, you can just let me keep them here because you love me. :)
WARNING: I rant here. If some of it is offensive to you, PLEASE simply unfollow me. Thank you.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Oh, yes. I am Feeling the Love!

I got an award on the 25th!! :D I'm so happy. Iit's the One Lovely Blog Award :) I got it from The Ginge. Here the award is:
Here are the ten(sorry. i accidentally put fifteen here before.) people I chose(see their blogs! They're just lovely. Get it? They're lovely because they got the One Lovely Blog Award. :D I know, I'm so funny. Hahahahahaha. Okay I'll stop.):
Kaleena J!
Miss Bobo!
fizzee rascal!
Juan Bernal!

Thanks, The Ginge! BTW, if you are recieving this award, you must award 10-15 other people. With the link of the person who awarded you(me, haha). And you must contact the awardees to tell them they've been awarded.
PS: Ashley, I can't comment on your blog. I don't know why. Something's wrong with it. I've tried to comment many times. So... yeah... sorry. v_v

Friday, September 24, 2010

Link Me, Tell Me, Get Linked! :D

Hey, guys! I made a button for you to grab. :) So... grab it! Put it on your blog, wherever. If you happen to have me on your blogroll(=D), instead of putting the blog name and link, put this. :)The code is in my sidebar.

...The Run-On Sentences of Life...

Isn't it awesome?? I love it! :D So, link me, please! And if you have linked me and would like to be linked as well, tell me!! Email me at and I will respond as soon as I can and link you. If you have a button, even better! Buttons are so colorful so it attracts more readers.(:

I Wanna be Where the boys are...

Wild in the streets, barely alive
Mama's always telling me stay inside
Don't you hang around with those young boys
Tthe Runaways live in Japan 1976!
Soon you'll be lovin' them
They're all night toys

I wanna be where the boys are
I wanna fight how the boys fight
I wanna love how the boys love
I wanna be where the boys are

Hot love hear, I got the drive
Neighbours been bugging me I gotta hide
I am the bitch with the hot guitar
I am the air, the sun and stars

I wanna be where the boys are
I wanna fight how the boys fight
I wanna love how the boys love
I wanna be where the boys are
 -Where the boys are, The Runaways.

I love this song soo much. I don't even really know why. It just has this really rock n' roll beat that makes you want to just whip out a guitar and rock out. Seriously. I would do the air guitar to this song. Plus, the lyrics really pull you into that period. Like I said in my previous post, you guys are going to get SO ANNOYED with me. I will be talking about women's rights alot. After all, I am a feminist. Teehee.(: Listen to this song if you'd like. I love it!! And try your hand at doing the air guitar. :D
Just make sure you're alone.

Thursday, September 23, 2010


I know that... that I'm probably not the biggest guy magnet. And that is because I just don't care. Some girls bust their butts trying to look gorgeous. I don't care. I wear converses with my skirt at school. :) I don't care. Neither do I wear makeup. I am also very well aware that this is probably not the best way to start off a post. However, does it matter? This isn't English class after all. Anywho... I wanted to talk about feminism and boys. But, let's talk about feminism for a little while. This is a topic that you all will grow to despise, because I will write about it a lot. I am a complete feminist. Don't get me wrong, I love guys. Just not boys. Know what I'm saying? Because teenage boys are so... immature. Sure, there are teen guys who are very mature and are capable of seeing past your breasts to your brain. that is the guy I'm waiting for. I am a very patient person. Actually, no. No, I'm not. But, anyways, I will wait for the perfect person. Here is my criteria[if you don't care, you may skip this part ;)]
1. Funny.
2. Kind.
3. Polite. (Maybe that meshes with kind... but who cares!)
4. Smart.
5. Capable of noticing my genius. (This is a joke... you're supposed to laugh here. Hehehehehehehehehehehe.)
So, that was my criteria. (: See? Not very picky. I don't care about looks. I'm serious. I once had a crush on this really chubby guy. All my friends wondered what I saw in him. But, he was absolutely HILARIOUS. I mean seriously. He could have been a comedian or something. And he was super nice. :) So, I liked him. And then, I began to see some cute things in him that I hadn't noticed before. Like the way his hair curled ever so slightly, the pinkness in his medium-full lips. (That was my author impersonation. Good, huh?) Anywho.... that is besides the point.
In the end of it all, I am waiting.

"I can feel a phoenix inside of me
As I march alone to a different beat..."
-Who am I Living For, Katy Perry.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Gum... Should NOT be in Desks.

I am soooo not in a good mood today. :/ My binder got GUM on it. I'm serious. GUM. I was having a test today in science class and I put my binder in my desk. I did not expect what happened to happen. After the test, I took it out of the desk and got gum on it. GUM! It was disgusting. I began to struggle to wipe it off in class with a loose leaf paper. My science teacher was apologizing alot and she announced to the class why she hates gum in class. She suggested to me to use nail polish remover and get it off. So, when I got home, I put nail polish remover on it and tried to wipe it off. Most of it came off, but some is still there. It's so gross. I'm so mad because this binder is new! Grrrrrrr!! I would take a picture of it and put it here for you all to see... but my webcam isn't working for some reason. And I'm too lazy to get my digital camera. Lol. So... sorry, guys! (: I love you all very much. You know that right? Right? Okay, good. :D

Sunday, September 19, 2010


Lady Gaga performing Speecless live.(:
Speechless is a song that moved me. Just like Imagine by John Lennon, this literally moved me. No joke. It's an amazing song that I am very proud to say is from this decade. Because it seems that all the good songs are from other decades and not our own. Actually, all the good songs are from the 20th century. Seriously. Anyways... Here are the lyrics of Speechless by Lady Gaga.

"I can’t believe what you said to me
Last night when we were alone
You threw your hands up
Baby you gave up, you gave up

I can’t believe how you looked at me
With your James Dean glossy eyes
In your tight jeans with your long hair
And your cigarette stained lies

Could we fix you if you broke?
And is your punch line just a joke?

I’ll never talk again
Oh boy you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless, so speechless

I can’t believe how you slurred at me
With your half wired broken jaw
You popped my heart seams
On my bubble dreams, bubble dreamsa

I can’t believe how you looked at me
With your Johnnie Walker eyes
He’s gonna get you and after he’s through
There’s gonna be no love left to rye

And I know that it’s complicated
But I’m a loser in love
So baby raise a glass to mend
All the broken hearts
Of all my wrecked up friends

I’ll never talk again
Oh boy you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless so speechless

I’ll never love again,
Oh friend you’ve left me speechless
You’ve left me speechless, so speechless



And after all the drinks and bars that we’ve been to
Would you give it all up?
Could I give it all up for you?

And after all the boys and girls that we’ve been through
Would you give it all up?
Could you give it all up?

If I promise to you boy
That I’ll never talk again
And I’ll never love again
I’ll never write a song
Won’t even sing along

I’ll never love again
So speechless
You left me speechless, so speechless
Why you so speechless, so speechless?

Will you ever talk again?
Oh boy, why you so speechless?
You’ve left me speechless

Some men may follow me
But you choose “death and company”
Why you so speechless? Oh oh oh"
-Speechless by Lady Gaga

This is an absolutely amazing song. If you haven't listened to it yet, listen to it! You may think "Oh... this is from Lady Gaga. So it must sound all crazy and stupid and have a really hyper beat you can dance to." No. This is totally different. I love all of Lady Gaga's songs, but this is... amazing. Breathtaking. I don't know if it's just me who it blew away, but it definitely blew me away. Hehe. This makes me look at Lady Gaga in a totally new way.

PS: Someone searched up "teens big boobs" and found my blog. o_O Found this out from stats page. LMFAO.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

You get an 'E' for Effort!


Hey, guys! Today, I want to find something controversial to get a good convo going on. However... I probably won't get a really big one, because I never really do. Lots of people read my posts, yet few comment. :/ Anyways! I want to know, should students get graded on effort? Or should they get their mark from results?

See, some people believe a student should get a grade from effort. So, basically, if they work super hard and suck up to a teacher, they will pass with flying colors. Even if they failed all their tests, etc miserably. I find that incredibly stupid and unfair. What about the students who don't have to work very hard to get good grades? What will they get? They will be showing no effort, so they'll fail, wouldn't they? That's very stupid.
If someone isn't understanding something, they should stay after school. Or at lunch to understand whatever it is that is not understandable. But, they definitely should not get a grade for it. It's not right. At all. Because what will happen once they're in college or university? The teacher's not going to say "Oh... well, I know you're working hard... so here's an eighty percent!" Yeah, I don't think so. What do you guys think?

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

— Edgar W. Howe

Simply Imagine.

John Lennon

Imagine there's no Heaven

It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one (love this part)
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Imagine by John Lennon.
What does this song mean to you?
I have to say, that the first time I listened to it, it moved me. I know this may sound unbelievably corny and silly, but I swear to you, it moved me. I felt someone from the pit of my belly, rising up in my throat(no, it was not vomit.) But, I totally understand this song. It's true. If we had none of these things(no Heaven, no countries, no religion, etc.), we would live as one. We would. there would be no prejudices because there would not be anything that separated us into different categories. I'm not saying that we should all be the same, of course not. I'm just saying that... without these things, life would be a lot simpler. Just... not the way it should be. Sure, it would be swell with nothing to fight over, but we'd all be the same. Earth would just be a mammoth sphere with the same people walking around. Like millions of clones. Or billions. I'm not sure how many people live on Earth.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Things not to put on Your Blog! (Important!!)

These are the things NOT to put on your blog... according to a website I landed upon:
"1. Your full name.
2. Your kids, friends or family member’s full names.
3. Where you work.
4. Where you live.
5. Telephone or cell number.
6. Personal email address.
7. Where you will be and when you will be there.
8. Pictures of where you live or work that include identifiable information.
9. Pictures of your car that show the license plate number.
10. Travel Itinerary."
This is from
Check it out! :D That's why I made a blog email ( Instead of my own personal email. (: So EMAIL ME, PEOPLE! Seriously. Email me! I want emails, guys! I want to hear from YOU! Hate mail, love mail, they're all welcome. Just DO IT! A Nike moment. (:

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Should Cigarette Smoking be Illegal Like Marijuana?

Poor Kristen. BUSTED! She's still my fave actress though.
 I have a question to ask you all: Why are cigarettes legal?! I really don't get it! Marijuana and Tobacco are both terrible for you, so why and I repeat why are cigarettes legal and weed not? Hmm? I seriously don' get it. This post might seem a bit crazed... that's only because I feel very passionate about the absolutely vile creation called a cigarette. What, why, how...? Why?!?!
First of all, it stinks. Like hell. It smells worse than weed. When someone starts smoking near me, I walk away immediately, not caring about their feelings. They brought it upon themselves anyway. And, if someone just smoked and sits beside me on the bus, I wait a bit and then get up and go somewhere else because they stink. Like literally, the smell is so bad it disgusts me.
Not that I'm trying to make weed look good, but why is that illegal and cigarettes legal? That makes no sense. I don't even get why people would smoke! Because it's "cool"? What's so cool about it?! It's incredibly stupid! Why would you subject your body and your brain to that torture?
Cigarette smoking needs t be stopped. It has gone on far too long. It's not good for you, and it's stupid. Sure you feel great when you're high. But, do you know to what cost? It's not normal for someone to eat four plates of something and then stare at wall, completely intrigued by who-knows-what.

"I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."

Bill Hicks. (This quote amused an saddened me at the same time.)

Monday, September 13, 2010

Technology Taking Over? I Think Yes.

Cell phones, televisions, computers, iPods, mp3s, etc.... all of these things are slowly taking over the world. How? Because they're fascinating and addictive. Especially to teens. Teens seem to be falling under the spell of technology. Not really adults because a rather large percentage of them can't even turn a computer on and off. o_O So, it's mostly teens.
The cell phone has become a huge thing. Maybe even bigger than computers. Everywhere you go, someone is on a cell phone. Everywhere! Even if you go to a church. You might see a kid sneakily texting away or an adult standing outside talking. It's absolutely crazy! If someone leaves home without their cell phone by accident, what are the odds that they're going to leave it at home? Very low, I tell you! I get furious when I leave my cell phone at home. I worry about it all day. I'm worrying about whether I deleted my texts because I'm petrified that my super nosy step-sister will read them. I worry that someone might call my phone when I'm not there. What if it's a guy? What will my parents do to me then?! As you can see, I would not survive without my phone. Which I find totally ridiculous seeing as before the cellies were create, we had to use the house phone. Or, you didn't call someone at all. My uncle told me that when he was little, he had to stand up on a rock and call the people he wanted because he didn't have a cell. That was probably in the seventies. So, why can we not survive without the silly contraption? Because we have come to rely on it. We completely rely on the cellphone. As we do with televisions and iPods, etc.
What would you do without your iPod? Have absolutely no music to listen to. But what about getting a piano or something and making your own music? What if you had no computer? You'd be absolutely bored all day(like me). But,what about playing a little Clue or Connect Four? Have fun with the family.
I admit that I am a huge techno-fan, but I don't let it control me.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Fight of Women.

The rock n' roll legend herself.
From the beginning of time, women have been the weaker sex. Why? Who knows? Maybe it's the shape of our bodies compared to a man's. Maybe it's the fact that we can have children while men can't. However, whatever the reason, it's wrong. Women and men are completely equal.
The Runaways.
I never really thought about this much until I watched the movie The Runaways a few months ago. I actually have a post about it, feel free to check it out. it's in June I think. Anyways, the movie opened my eyes wider o the fact of the battle between the sexes. It sort of is a battle. The way women have to fight to be... seen. The situation has improved a lot over the span of a century(it has only been recently that women decided to get together and fight back). Anyways, The runaways will forever be my role models and my favourite band. They were one of the first or maybe even the first all-girl rock band. It is truly amazing how they managed to push through the stereotypes and prejudices to become.... a band that could have become just as amazing as the Beatles. In their own way, they were. But, they split up and did their own separate things.
Joan Jett(my favourite of the band) formed a band called Joan Jett and The Blackhearts. They made the coolest songs ever, mot of them you'd know. Like Bad Reputation(I don't give a d*** about my bad reputation!), I love Rock N Roll(you HAVE to know this one!) and Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Plus, many others. However, when she gave in the songs to labels, TWENTY-THREE of them refused her! Can you believe that?! They all thought that it was very... "different" for a woman to be singing these kinds of songs. Plus, she was a lesbian. That probably added to their 'no's. But, JJ&amdTB didn't let that deter them. they made their OWN label called Blackheart Records. When they made their songs and they became unbelievably popular, all the labels who refused them wanted them back!
So, in conclusion, women can do whatever they want. At the beginning of The Runaways movie, Joan Jett was told that girls didn't play electric guitars! UNBELIEVABLE! Yes, of course they don't. So, then how did they become the awesomest all-girl rock band effver formed? How do they have almost every all-girl band looking up to them? Exactly. So shut up, man. if I was Joan, i would have probably cussed him off and left. But, hey... that's just me. (:
LONG LIVE THE RUNAWAYS! And keep on rocking out, Joan!!


PS: If you're a girl and there's a guy you like, ask him out!!! It's NOT the guy's job to do it. GIRL POWER!!! Show the guy what you're made of, ladies! :D

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Results For My Poll! You Know You Want to Know What They Are...

In this post, I shall tell you guys the results of the poll I've had up for like a gazillion years. (: The results are as follows:

What would you do if your favourite star came up to you and said "Hi."?

I'd Scream. For sure.
4 Votes (7%)

Probably faint. Yeah... I'd faint.
3 Votes (5%)

Say "Hi" back.
24 Votes (47%) Wow, almost half!

1 Vote (1%) LMAO! I only put this one because I wanted to add another option and couldn't think of anything.

Stare in awkward silence.
8 Votes (15%)

11 Votes (21%)

Thanks for voting, people! That was out of 51 votes. So, most people would have simply said "Hi." back. Hehe. I wouldn't be able to open my mouth. xD Or I would be able to but gibberish would come out.

Unfollow Me...?

Why do people do that? They follow you, and then they unfollow you. That. Is. Messed. Up! Why would you unfollow someone?! Can't you just leave the blog on your Dashboard? Why do you have to take it off? I only unfollowed one blog. And that was a blog that was posting like twenty a day(literally) and it was crowding up my Dashboard. So I can't see all the other new posts my other followers post. So, I unfollowed the person. However, I cannot understand why someone would unfollow me. What, am I that bad? That you have to like... just take me off your followers list?! Why?! I mean... i loved you(ish) and you broke my heart(ish).
:( Anyways... do I annoy you guys? And be serious with me and honest.... Actually... wait, yeah, tell me. I had to think a minute there whether I wanted the truth or not. (Hehehehehehehe...) Anyways... yeah... in all my posts, I try to be as honest with you guys as possible. Because you're my readers and my "popularity" in the blogosphere(if you can even call my blog popular) depends on you. So I depend on you for... answers. Results. Guidance. :) Whatever... Anyways, I have a question. Why do people unfollow others?
Thanks very much, my friends. (:

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

You're Too Fat(A Rant)

You know what's really evil? Let me tell you: The Media. They. Are. EVIL. You know, like, Gossip Girl and Digrassi and whatever.They're all EVIL. Sinister. You know why? Because they're... they're... I don't even know which word to use. I am just so sick and tired of girls and women feeling bad about their figures.
I really hate it when a girl says "Oh, I'm too fat." Or "Oh, I'm too skinny." Or if someone says that a girls' breasts are "too small" or if a girl isn't pretty. How do you know? What defines someone's beauty or the "perfect breast size"? The media! That's who. If you think about it, if we had no TV or not Internet and whatever else(not that I don't want these things... I need them for my survival), their would be nothing to compare to! A girl wouldn't see someone skinny being portrayed as beautiful and ugly as "fat". She would just think she's normal, wouldn't she?
Also, who cares of a girls' breasts are small? First of all, they're small compared to what? Secondly, why would you want big boobs anyway? Apparently they hurt your back AND they must be super awkward to have sticking out. Seriously. I'm happy with my small ones.
Whether a girl is skinny or full figured, they are perfect in my eyes. Or guy of course. Because this media problem is hitting guys as well and just as hard. So, don't think I'm bashing you males. I'm just saying girls because they're easier to relate to seeing as I am a girl myself.
To me, everyone has something beautiful about them. Whether it's their lips(my fave feature on me), their eyes, their cheeks, their hair... but everyone has at least ONE beautiful thing on them. Some people are gifted with many, other with only a few. However, no matter how many few beauties you have on you, your personality should eliminate them all. Because it should shine threw so brilliantly that all people see is your heart. if you're the nerd, be the nerd! At least you'll be getting very far in life. If you're the tomboy be the tomboy! Does it matter?! Just be yourself. Because if you pretend to be something you're not, you'll regret it.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
(No, not really. Please do not trust me with your health.)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Art of Skying

Hello, guys! Do you know what skying is? No? Well, I'll tell you. Skying is basically when you hold a drink over your mouth for the beverage to fall inside. Like so:

My description sounds kind of demented, but hey. I'm trying. At least you can use the picture.(: I know for sure that I cannot be a teacher. Anyways, moving on, skying is not at all easy to do. *Trust me. It ain't easy* It's pretty... difficult. Every time I try to sky a drink, I end up spilling some on my shirt. It's incredibly annoying. Maybe it's just because I'm clumsy. O_o Yeah. Probably it. ;( Well, I try. Not everyone is destined to be a SkyMaster. But whatever. Doesn't matter. At least I get some of the drink into my mouth. You've got to give me points for that, right? Right? (Please agree with me)
Thanks for reading guys!! I love you all! Mwahh! Mwahh!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

My Stats.

June: 0
July: 197
August: 986 (wow! Thanks, guys!!)
September *so far*: 101

So, as you can see, in the month of August, lots of people decided to see my blog. Or, they just decided to see it over and over. (: So, thanks a lot, guys!!! :D Oh, and I only wrote the "Old Couples"  post yesterday, but it already has one of the highest amount of page views! Not counting the amount of times people probably read it on the home page! That's awesome!
-Jodie-Ann :)

PS: Merci beaucoup, my friends! I am super-dooper-excited to the point of becoming insane ecstatic! Yay me! Hopefully September can get just as many views. Keep em coming, people!! :D
PPS: I feel so very loved.(:

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Old Couples.(:

So cute!! <3
You know what I really, really, really, really love to see? And yes I am aware that this post is basically the opposite of my previous one about too much bronzer. Anyways, I really love to see old couples. Why, you ask? Why does Jolly Jodie love seeing old couples? Well, I suppose that I love seeing them because it is simply adorable to see old people hold hands. I love it because it's like they've been together for a long time. Even though they might have just gotten together the day before, it still looks like they were together for a long time because they're old. Which, I know is not... good, but is true, don't you think? Or is it just me? O_o
Also, I love seeing those old couples on TV who say they've been married for like forty,fifty even sixty and more years! It's awesome! Because so much people are getting divorced and everything. Ugh. It's horrible.

"We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other -- but never of divorce."
-Denis MacShane.

PS: Sorry guys, if this post isn't awesome like they usually are(are they?), but it's because I have writer's block at the moment. I can't think of anything to write. And Google isn't much help, because all the topics are boring like abortion, etc. Abortion has been ranted on like more than a hundred times on blogs. It's sad. So, sorry, everyone. Hopefully this writer's block will pass quickly. Thanks for reading!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Going to NYC for Labor Day !

Guess what, friends! I am going to NYC tomorrow!! Yayy! Even though I went all this Summer break, I am going again! I'm going to go and SHOP ! Yay me! How will I shop, you ask? Till I drop of course! Anyways, I get to see my American family again. (: Which will be awesome ! Also, my uncle has really cool friends. Like, he has this friend named Maurice who everyone calls Stewie because of Stewie from family guy. And he has another friend named Chris, who's name is Christopher. He's like thirty-something. And he's really amusing. Actually both Stewie and Chris are amusing. :D Chris and I once had a fight about warming up our seats in  my uncle's car. We were bot trying to push each other's buttons in the car. It was fun. (:
"Shopping is my favourite sport".

PS: I started school a few days ago. Not very... fun. I'm going to miss staying home all day and doing absolutely nothing. Except for eating, going on the computer while watching Maury(yess multi-tasking, baby!) and eating again. My gym teacher is really strict and she pushes her girls hard. I'm scared. Very, very, very scared.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Too Much Bronzer Makes You Orange.(:

LOL! What did she DO?!
You know what I really, really, really, really hate? That's right! You guessed it! Wait... how'd you know? Anyways, I highly dislike those girls who put on way too much bronzer. And you can tell it's not accidental. Because they do it all the time. It's just plain nasty. Like, they are literally orange. No joke. It's hilarious to see. Also, to make it even more hilarious, they wear neutral lipstick. Like, the lipstick that will match with their skin tone. I LOL every time I see them. It's just so funny how they think they look great when they look terrible. It amuses me. Okay, so maybe it shouldn't and it's probably being mean... but I don't care.
Oh! And you know what really confuses me? The fact that most guys think they're hot. Hot? Hot?! Where is their hotness? I'm not a lesbian but not afraid to say of a girl is "hot"(well, not sure because I'm open to everything and in my opinion, I don't know who I'll fall in love with in the future because I'm not psychic, nor am I a genius[Ha! Kidding, I'm a genius :)] so... i wouldn't know, and yes, I am aware that this is an extremely long run-on sentence in parentheses, hence the name of this blog). Anyways, what do you guys think?
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