Hello, fellow humans. I feel like telling you guys about my most embarrassing moment. It has to be when I was in the third grade. I don't know what was up with me. But, I was having some really bad diarrhea. Yep. Horrible. It was kind of... dripping.
Anyways, that's besides the point. I went to the office and called my dad to get me. Thank God he was at home. I knew that he was going to take like 40 minutes to get to me. So, I put paper under me and sat on a chair. Then, I waited for my dad. Sadly though, the smell was getting out. Everyone who came in was like "Ugh! What's that smell?!" The whole time, I was thinking "Crap. Crap. Crap. Kill me now. Crap. Crap. Carp." Thankfully they left. And I was like "Sigh of relief." But, they weren't the last of people to come into the office. Atleast the secretary was nice and didn't say anything.
A half an hour later, my dad came. I was thinking "THANK YOU, JESUS!" So, my dad picked me up, sort of like how you hold a princess. Just a smelly princess who pooed in her tights. The funny thing is that I was wearing a skirt. (LOL!) Anyways, he carried me out, running like a madman. And i mean he was RUNNING. Like sprinting out of the office, down the hall and out the school.
When we got outside, he opened the van door and put newspapers on the seat and put me down. Then, he drove home.
And that's it. I took a shower, etc. :) You just got to love the third grade.
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