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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Pissed the fuck off.

Hi everyone. Okay, so let me give you a little summary of what has happened to me recently.
I got a letter in the mail from Revenu Quebec saying I OWE THEM 133 BUCKS. BECAUSE OF OVERPAYMENT. Okay. So, I call them and they say the guy who did my taxes put me as a tenant, so they were giving me more money than they were supposed to. So now, I have to give back all that money. And guess what? He calculated it again and told me I actually owe 400 bucks, not 133.
So I was like wow, so if I hadn't called you, you guys wouldn't have noticed and I would have just payed the 133?
And he was like no, we would have noticed eventually and it is always good to be honest with the government. Or he said some other bullshit fuckery like that. I was so angry, I don't even remember what he said because it sounded like farts.
I am still very angry. I tried to call my tax guy and his wife answered like he's outside right now, can I take a message?
I tried reallly hard to be polite. Like really, really hard. Anyways. I was pissed. I am pissed. I want to kill my tax guy.
Oh, let us just think for a fucking minute here. Where do I find 400 bucks? Do I shit it out? Do I vomit it up? Should I sell crack cocaine? Like?!!!??!!?!!!??!?!?
Ugh. I'm so done.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

I work out

So just a little update: school is driving me absolutely nuts and the stress is just killing me but look at my sexy new jacket:

So yay new jacket. From Garage. They had an online sale where the jacket went from 79 bucks to 59, so I jumped on it LOL.
I also got a new dress a while ago:

Look how nice my butt looks. I'm not a super social person though so when will I get the change to wear this dress? Pretty much never. Anyways, 20 bucks at H&M. I think it looks absolutely fab.
Oh and this was my outfit today at school:
I felt fab today.
What have been your recent fashion adventures? SHARE THEM WITH ME! I love fashion. :)
Ok, baibai. Thanks for looking at my pics of me showing off my clothes.
OH WAIT. I have been working out and LOOK AT MY ARMS:
Ok, bye for real. I need to sleep. PEACE, Y'ALL. XOXOXOXO

Thursday, January 23, 2014

It's too cold to live.

Hey, everyone!
Today I had my first day of stage. It's at an elementary school like an hour and a half away from my house, which sucks A LOT.
BUTTTTTTTT. I think I like my placement. I have never worked with kids before, and this school is for kids from kindergarten to grade two. The kids are SO CUTE. And they kept taking my hand and saying "Sit with me!" "No sit with ME" "No please can you sit with ME" etc. and it was really great because they were fighting over me awwwww. I felt fabulous.
And when I entered the class they were all like "HI MISS, JODIEEE!" and I just died, ok.
Anyways, the kids are great. The staff is really, really nice. Lots of staff though. I have no idea how I will be able to remember all of their names LOL.
Here was my first day of stage outfit:

And look, my makeup game is on point.

Sorry for the awkward zoom in, but my makeup looks great so. HA.
So, yeah I had a good day at stage. I looked good so. And my supervisor is really, really chill. So, yay me. :)
But, OH MY GOD, it's -19 degrees Celsius! IT'S CRAZY. You see what us Canadians have to deal with? Yeah. Don't come here.
It's too cold to live.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Breaking up.

So, this happened to me like a week ago:
This guy named Nick that I work with asked me out a few weeks ago.We had worked together for over a year, and then he quit.  So, he said that he had liked me for a while and he wanted to ask me out. Anyways, he asked me out and I said yes of course. He's 20, good looking, funny, nice. Why say no, right?
So, we hung out a lot, went to the movies, whatever.
And then, last week or whatever, I had just finished work and I saw a text from him. It was asking me what time I was finishing work, and if I could meet him at a store called HMV in the mall I work at. So, I said I'd be there in ten minutes.
So, when I saw him, he looked pretty awkward. So I was like "What's wrong?" And he was like "Eh... We'll sit down and talk."
So we sit down and he says how his dad has been arguing with him about the fact that he is failing a lot, and how will he do well in school AND date someone? So, we have to just be friends.
Of course, I was really shocked. Because he acted like he was interested in me. Like, he held my hand all the time, and put his arm around my shoulders, and kissed me in public, and played with my fingers, and stroked my cheek, etc. All that cheesy crap you see in those cheesy movies, he did it. So, I thought he liked me. Wouldn't that be a normal thought?
So anyways. He asked me if we could still be friends. I didn't really answer. I was supposed to be waiting for my best guy friend Dimitri at McDonald's. So I stood up and said "I have to wait for Dimitri."
And Nick stood up too and was like "Okay..." and put his arms out like to hug me. I just shook my head. Like, really? You want to hug me?
He pretty much USED me during the winter break for fun or whatever, and then he dumps me when school starts. And then, he wants to hug me. I am just so glad I never had sex with him, because then I'd be shooting myself.
So anyways we start walking to McDonald's and he's making small talk. Like "sucks to work with that manager, eh? Yeah she sucks. But he's great. I love working with him. I heard this guy quit. I heard there's this new guy, what's he like?" etc. It was really annoying.
I wanted so badly to tell him to shut up, and that I really don't give a shit about what he's saying right now. Like seriously, I was all out of fucks to give. I couldn't find one single fuck.
So we went our separate ways and of course I waited for Dimitri in the crew room, talking to Sonia (my best friend) on the phone and almost crying.
Then, Dimitri came and I told him about it and he was like "Wow, that's messed up though". And, he was really comforting. Dimitri is great. He was saying like should we kill him and stuff, which really got me laughing. So, that was nice and I really appreciated it.
So, anyways. I was kind of in shock for a while. But, on the bus home, the shock wore off and my anger set in. I was furious. Why did he not think about the fact that when school starts he won't be able to date? Why date me for two weeks and then dump me?
I was actually really, really angry. And, when I'm mad, I can't help myself. Honestly, I become like Hulk. So, I texted Nick, asking when I could call him. But then I was so angry that I didn't care what time he was available so I just texted him "I'm calling you in ten minutes".
So, I called him ten minutes later. And I told him how much he pissed me off. And, I told him he's an asshole. And I said "I have zero interest in being friends with you. So, don't ever fucking text me, call me or even talk to me again. Do you understand?"
And he was just like ".......ok."
So I said goodbye and hung up. And that is all. I have no idea why I bothered dating that guy anyway. Waste of my time.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

American Hustle!

So, hello everyone! Today I went with a friend of mine to see this movie. American Hustle. Alright so this is kind of a review, but not really.
So, I liked this movie. It was gritty, fast paced, with an incredibly messed up and confusing plot that I still don't understand and will in fact be googling after I post this. BUT. It was sexy as Hell. The cast is very hot. I mean come one, Jennifer Lawrence? Amy Adams?
Really. COME ON NOW.
They are hot as Hell. And throughout the whole movie, the amount of cleavage was incredible. Obviously I did not complain because cleavage is nice. Cleavage is very nice.
Okay, but can we just establish:
Look at her cleavage. I mean come on. And look at her hair. And look at her makeup. AND LOOK AT THE EFFING DRESS.
Okay I am so done, like really.
Kill me.
Why is everyone so attractive? Okay, and I'm not even done, like let's look at the male actors for a sec okay.
Look how fab they look, like can we just... oh my God.
He looks damn good in a suit. Just take a good look. Just look. You can't touch, but you can look, my dear friend.
Look at these guys though.
Anyways, so I enjoyed this movie... the eye candy was great. Really, really great. So, yeah. I was pleased. You guys should go see it. Look how good everyone looks LOL. Really though. Amy Adams ahhhhhh. How?!?! And the whole movie she was wearing these dresses and blouses where her boobs were falling out. Like what is that? Really? Jeez. Go see it, guys. The eye candy will please you. :)

PS: Today I bought The Book Thief by Markus Zusak and It's Kind of A Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. I am reading The Book Thief right now, and so far I really like it. So, I'll update you all on it once I'm done. :) Bye!
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